You are not a Premium Member and you are blocking ads. You are using Vampire Rave for free. Vampire Rave relies on ads in order to operate. Please disable your Ad Blocker. This can easily be done for Vampire Rave only.
If you are using Chrome, click the red hand button at the top right of the screen:
Then select: Don't run on pages on this site
If you do it correctly, the red hand will turn to green and you will no longer see this message.
Beautifully hilarious. Well, maybe not so beautiful.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud....
These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district .
Spellings have been left intact......
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip..
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She
had the shits.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16.. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday..
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.
I light your cigarettes
I bring you apples from the vine
How quickly you forget
I run the bath and pour the wine
I bring you everything that floats into your mind
But you don't bring me anything but down
You don't bring me anything but down
You don't bring me anything but down
When you come 'round
You are a raging sea
I pull myself out everyday
I plea insanity
'Cause I can't leave but I can't stay
You say, "Won't you come find me?" and "Yes." is what I say
But you don't bring me anything but down
No, you don't bring me anything but down
Everything is crashing to the ground
Maybe I'm not your perfect kind
Maybe I'm not what you had in mind
Maybe we're just killing time
You with your silky words
And your eyes of green and blue
You with your steel beliefs
That don't match anything you do
It was so much easier before you became you
Now you don't bring me anything but down
No, you don't bring me anything but down
Everything just crashes to the ground
When you come around, when you come around
No more playing seek and hide
No more long and wasted nights
Can't you make it easy on yourself?
I know you wish you were strong
You wish you were never wrong
Well, I got some wishes of my own
I think this song reminds every woman of at least one guy, especially egocentric guys. This is one of my favorite songs though.
I May Not Be Perfect, But At Least I'm Not You
08:13 Dec 03 2017 Times Read: 414
Oh, did I offend you? Cry me a river, and I will bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while eating potato chips and singing "Row Your Boat".
Here's the thing, bitch, this is my house; if you don't like it, find your way to the door. Twelve years of friendship does not change anything, and I did not buy front row tickets to your personal soap opera. It is not the job of everyone else to take care of you and "support" you as you called it; nor do you have the right to accuse people of backstabbing you if they don't ask how high when you say jump. You want to be shitfaced everyday and bounce from dick to dick every other week? Do it elsewhere. My house is not a bar nor a brothel. ...And as for the "favors" you do for people, they are absolutely irrelevant when you constantly turn around and treat them like shit, because no good deed forgives your fucked up behavior. You can whine all you want about how no one gives a shit about you; people have been more than accommodating for your ungrateful, disrespectful ass, but no one is obligated to indefinitely put up with your bullshit, especially when you won't do anything to help yourself.
I gave you a peaceful place to hang out, but it's my house, and you are not going to disregard my boundaries nor disrespect me or anyone else while in my house and expect to stay. I'm not fond of the constant victim mentality, so gain some perspective and stop blaming everyone else with your incessant "woe is me" stories; sober up and take accountability for your actions, because most of the problems you have right now, you created by your lonesome. You have obviously forgotten what it means to be a friend; to you, a friend is someone who lets you walk all over them without objecting to your abuse. Have you forgotten who I am? That is certainly NOT a character trait that I possess, and as you saw tonight, I have no qualms about calling you out for the way you treat me or anyone else. ...And then you tried to back peddle on what you said? LOL Bitch, I'm not deaf nor amnesiac, and being drunk is not an excuse. As for your comment to me, "Wow, you fucked me good. Thanks. I hope karma eats you." No, you fucked yourself, and if it's karma that you want, I could easily show it to you, but you're already making that bed for yourself.
COMMENTS
-