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The Art Of Pun

So if you don't know Howard Johnson the Hotel chain has a popular practice of allowing guest to make call ahead to make request for extra services, or special considerations.



A female writer for Homeopathic remedies was set to go on a book tour for her latest book on remedies . When oddly enough she herself become slightly sick with gaseous indigestion. She of course being so invested in homeopath went to a Homeopathic doctor whao assured her that it would be fine with a few days all she needed was to take her doses.. well being concerned about her confidence speaking in front of a group knowing she could pass wind she asked the doctor what could be done for the gas, he suggested an old trick to to have been used by politicians, attending greet and meets. Place a leaf of mint between the cheeks, and ones confidence that ones gas is filtered by the fresh mint. well she decided to give it a try.



As she got ready to head out she recalled to late to go to a store (as if she knew which store to go to to get a leaf of mint) she called her sister, who mentioned Howard Johnson and their policy . She called ahead made reservations a service request for a leaf of Mint, well the clerk at the desk in their haste wrote Leaf of Mint to appear to read Extra Mint, so the room was prepared as they though ordered with an exra mint on the pillow. She came that night, and when she relized her morning signing would find her with no leaf, she canceled and sued Howard Johnson.. what was her claim against them? Failure to provide Her ass mint.