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well this weekend i got to work at a rennaisance fair. I was the only Scottish Pirate working the Archery booth lol. alot of people really werent aware that quite a few scotts became pirates. when asked why a pirate who carries a pistol would even take up archery my reply was, so i can know several ways to perferate your sorry carcas. the fair was great , it was my first renn fair ever, so it was extra special. i dropped over 140 bucks on a full outfit. so now im hooked. I am still amazed at how many boobs there were. everywhere you looked tits as far as the eye can see. some clothed, some partially clothed, some women didnt seem to have the faintest idea what clothing was. eye candy everywhere. i was randomly kissed at least twice. and i was propositioned to "go fuck" once. to wich i respectfully declined, as i was on duty lol. i would have to say the best part of teaching people to shoot archery was the fact that if they said they knew what they were doing and didnt want any help, i informed them that "ok, since you know what ur doing, i get to sit back and laugh when you screw up" and oh how often i ridiculed people. another great part was getting in real close to instruct the ladies who came in lol



the alchohol was great, Jamison wiskey, guinness(real guinness, not the americanized shite ) i had a few brain hemmorages, saki, rum,beer of severl kinds.



and even being the "new guy" a met a shite load of awesome people and definately have more friends than i though i would by the end of my first weekend.



saturday night was disco dance party night for the after party. the dj also took requests, i did what any nerdy white boy that cant dance would do, i requested vanilla ice, ice ice baby, and preceded to do the ninja rap dance from teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. yes i know the whole dance. just ask vestrise, he knows all about the dance.



all in all it was a fantasical weekend and i cant wait till next year so that i can go to all 4 weekends, instead of just the last one. well thats it for now take it easy and remember



GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!



HAHA I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY!