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This is a fly swat that my Sisters boyfriend bought today. It is called "Sergeant Swat".



This is what it reads on the back.

A military spec swatter for the toughest pests!

888 CIVILLAN USES- HERE ARE 8 OF THEM:



1. Keep it in the truck for the winter and use it as a windshield scrapper.

2. For those that don't mind spreading a little bug try it as a back scratcher.

3. Emergency toothpick (works well but don't let your wife catch you.)

4. Canoe paddle, never know when you will be up that creek without a real one.

5. Makes a good fish club.

6. Beer can crusher

7. Redneck badminton.

8. Manual mousetrap.



CAUTION:



While Sgt Swat is effective on most campsite pests it has been shown to only aggravate bears. Meant for backyard warfare between you and the flies not your neighbors or dogs. Keep away from unruly kids (unless you like getting thwacked).





Here are some pics of it:

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SalemsxAngel
19:34 Jun 28 2008

LMAO!

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A video of some of us girls just having fun.....

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SalemsxAngel
22:22 Jun 20 2008

cute

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DarkRuby
15:50 Jun 21 2008

Fun pictures April!!! :0)

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This is a little video I put together for my daughter and I. It goes to the song In My Daughter's Eyes.....If you don't like country you may not like the song, but please look at it anyways. And listen to the words, and it will make sense.......