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Pretty Woman...the story of SalemsxAngel.
22:49 Apr 28 2008
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Kitten: ok ok i'm sorry i'll be good

Kitten: smiles

craigporter1459: smiles

Kitten: Master hellequin? Are you upset with lil ol' me?

Kitten: grins

craigporter1459: nope

craigporter1459: but Salem...

craigporter1459: devil horns

Kitten: uh ohhhhhhhhhhh

craigporter1459: laughs

Kitten: Ray you are in trouble

Kitten: laughs

Kitten: nanner nanner nanner

babygurl_chaos: oh hell

babygurl_chaos: ehat did i do

babygurl_chaos: **what

babygurl_chaos: cries

craigporter1459: joined the coven

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: welll..if i recall correctly i was picked up

babygurl_chaos: sticks out tongue

Kitten: ROFL

Kitten: youpicked her up and i'm taking her out

craigporter1459: YEP

craigporter1459: on the sidewalk

Kitten: WHOA

babygurl_chaos: WHOA

Kitten: jinx

babygurl_chaos: woooow

babygurl_chaos: stunned

Kitten: WOW

craigporter1459: downtown VRCity

Kitten: i'm going to cry for you on that one

babygurl_chaos: that was mean

craigporter1459: homeless

craigporter1459: not walking the streets

craigporter1459: poor little salem

craigporter1459: and her suitcase of rockstar

craigporter1459: thrown out by big ole meanie

craigporter1459: *sad ballad plays*

Kitten: *coughs* nice save Master Hellequin

babygurl_chaos: what am i oliver twist?!

babygurl_chaos: geebus craigers

babygurl_chaos: your not good at covering things up

Kitten: OMG this is going in my journal

Kitten: Craig admits he picked up Ray on the sidewalk

babygurl_chaos: what SalemsxAngel: the story of a VR homeless hooker

Kitten: this convo is priceless

craigporter1459: Aston Martin pulls up

Kitten: i'm glad it involves the two of you and not me

craigporter1459: hey dont be sad

craigporter1459: you can come and stay at my place

craigporter1459: lmao

babygurl_chaos: nice im a hooke with a rick guy

babygurl_chaos: **rich

craigporter1459: Prett Woman 2

Kitten: singing...."Pretty Woman walking down the street....pretty woman"

craigporter1459: Pretty Woman 2: Salem's Lot

babygurl_chaos: keep going craigers i love the sad sad story of my days as a homeless hooker picked up by a rich man

craigporter1459: lol

craigporter1459: Its in the Bohemian part of town

Kitten: lol

craigporter1459: thats from the coven page

craigporter1459 has left the conference.

babygurl_chaos: where the hell did he go now

Kitten: welllllllll

babygurl_chaos: calls me a homeless hooker then bails

babygurl_chaos: WTF

babygurl_chaos: do you think im a homeless hooker?

babygurl_chaos: kk

Kitten: hell no

Kitten: brb

babygurl_chaos: kk

craigporter1459 has joined the conference.

craigporter1459: MERCY!

Kitten: i'm back

craigporter1459: LOL

Kitten: i got back as he stuck his tongue out at me

Kitten: lol

Kitten: hellooooooooo

babygurl_chaos: yup

babygurl_chaos: this has been interesting, first called weak now im a homeless hooker the hits keep coming

craigporter1459: WEAK?

babygurl_chaos: wheres april

craigporter1459: who said that

babygurl_chaos: doesnt matter

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: APRIL

Kitten: lol I'm here

babygurl_chaos: spank her craig she wandered off

craigporter1459: you wander off all the time

Kitten: you are not weak

babygurl_chaos: so

Kitten: you know that

babygurl_chaos: i kno

babygurl_chaos: im just kidding

craigporter1459: i know that too

babygurl_chaos: it ws a missunderstanding

Kitten: forget what they said

craigporter1459: lol

Kitten: pfffttt Craig

Kitten: youcalled her homless

Kitten: and a hooker

babygurl_chaos: yeah

Kitten: you can't get mad

Kitten: OMGGGGGGGGGG

Kitten: I can't breath

craigporter1459: I said she was a pretty woman

Kitten: you weak homless hooker you

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: which is worse homeless hooker or being called weak by someone you used to like hmmm

Kitten: how about this....i love you Ray and no matter what I think you are wonderful.

babygurl_chaos: i love you too

Kitten: *sticks tongue out at Craig*

Kitten: what????????/

Kitten: i'm sorry

babygurl_chaos: aww thank you

babygurl_chaos: even though im a hooker i appreciate it

craigporter1459: thanks for the kiss

craigporter1459: heres $5

Kitten: awww

Kitten: glad someone is getting kisses

babygurl_chaos: omg

babygurl_chaos: its 10 you creep

craigporter1459: Ive only got a twenty

Kitten: that's ok we'll keep the change

craigporter1459: we?

craigporter1459: are you her pimp?

babygurl_chaos: its a family runned bussiness

craigporter1459: lol

Kitten: yeah i borrowed your yellow hat and feather and platform fish shoes

Kitten: oh and your cane

babygurl_chaos: your cane

babygurl_chaos: =)0

craigporter1459: The red light district in Amsterdam is a tourist attraction because they have relaxed vice laws

babygurl_chaos: ohh im sure thats your favorite place

craigporter1459: it is "interesting"

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: lol im sure it is

craigporter1459: great city

craigporter1459: lots of culture

babygurl_chaos: nice

craigporter1459: nice architecture

craigporter1459: and hookers lol

babygurl_chaos: my hometown

craigporter1459: (no I didnt)

babygurl_chaos: no you didn't what?

craigporter1459: hookers

babygurl_chaos: blanket you then craigers

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: you think im nasty

babygurl_chaos: what'd hookers ever do to you

babygurl_chaos: those are my people your dissing

craigporter1459: lol

craigporter1459: no you are a high class call girl

craigporter1459: lol

babygurl_chaos: thats a fancy word for hooker

craigporter1459: lol

Kitten: OMG this is great

craigporter1459: lol

craigporter1459: Salem's a fancy hooker

babygurl_chaos: im a class A hooker

craigporter1459: lmao

craigporter1459: damn you'll be charging for the soanks

craigporter1459: spanks

babygurl_chaos: damn straight you owe me A LOT

craigporter1459: I cant pay Im skint

babygurl_chaos: then im gunna whore you out, and everything you make goes to me..there

craigporter1459: damn

babygurl_chaos: yup and we have a uniform requirment as well

craigporter1459: I'll be your slave

craigporter1459: which is...

Kitten: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kitten: what

Kitten: let me go read

Kitten: OMG i'm glad i read that

craigporter1459: lol

Kitten: i was looking at that in the wrong light

babygurl_chaos: cant wear anything longer then your a$$ and no shirts that cover cleavage or your stomach, and no heels shorter then 6 inces

craigporter1459: what did you think you saw?

Kitten: i'm not saying

Kitten: LOL

babygurl_chaos: and you have to hold this sign around your neck " Call Craig Porter for a good time 555-555-5555 extension 555"

craigporter1459: lol

The CCG's UNITE.....my girls!!!!!
06:13 Apr 27 2008
Times Read: 753

My Fruity Clan
03:12 Apr 26 2008
Times Read: 782

Back to the FrootLoops or FruitLoops Thing
02:01 Apr 26 2008
Times Read: 793

Some members and myself have decided that Craig....a.k.a. The Hellequin was the Tucan for our FrootLoop Fantasy. So here you go guys.

My sister meanmelissa
01:01 Apr 22 2008
Times Read: 822

My sister, meanmelissa, got inducted today into our coven. I am so proud of her and happy that she is there to share the wonderful family that I have made.



I know she will be happy here in our coven.

Corporate America....RPG
21:32 Apr 10 2008
Times Read: 893

I am so afraid that some of my coven mates may miss this, so I am going to try and figure out a new RPG called Corporate America. If you have any ideas please let me know.....LOL

I have to rant and rave
08:31 Apr 10 2008
Times Read: 907

I just read somethings that was written about my Coven member by an ex coven member. And I can say I am very pissed. This was not at all what I expected. I try to be a peace maker and a good person. But when you have people like this running around thinking that they can get away with anything, just because they can put a few words down on paper and make them "seem" like it makes sense doesn't mean that you are any better than anyone else. I am going to breathe before I go and get myself all worked up over this. Just know that I am watching you. Yes you know who you are. You have messed with the wrong COVEN. This is my family and I take family very seriously and with pride. So step back and step off. Be glad that you are gone.

Another One Bites The Dust
23:10 Apr 09 2008
Times Read: 937

The title says it all. My coven mates know what's going down.......



And trust me they are happy, and one in particular will be.



If you think you know leave a comment to tell me.

Coven Complaints
09:36 Apr 01 2008
Times Read: 1,076

I have to vint for a minute here. People are so going overboard with complaining about our coven merging with another one. Now, because people don't like one thing that Craig has done, they are ready to turn their backs on him. Is that a coven? NOPE. I think it's good that we are getting new people, maybe now Craig will have someone that appreciates him.

I wish people would back off of him. This is nuts.

For what it's worth I think he is doing a wonderful job.