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I think they should make a new reality show, This one revolving around Redneck's, they would have a group of knuckle dragging ass scratching idiot's as the character's of this show, starting out with an even number of women/men.



Put in the middle of a desert in a very small town no one has the slightest as to where this town is, So no one in their right mind would find these asshole's, or even should care for that matter, Have them all put into cage's tied up, gagged, and blindfolded, and for perk's the movie crew would use caddle prod's on them occasionally for a stress releaver, When they arrive to the destination the redneck's will be gased with chlorophorm and when they wake up is when the fun start's.



The redneck's think they will be on a famous show, which they don't know is their being filmed on National Geographic for further study of is there any intelligence with this lower life form.



And the Narrator would make witty pun's about these dumbasses and will give the redneck's nickname's, Like they would use with guerilla's, Such as Bobo or Kiki.



And with the everyday redneck's there is alway's drama, This show would probably make a killing, I wouldn't be surprised to see something like this on tv not that I would watch any reality show I would rather take drug's than to be subjected to shit like this lol, But then again it could be funny as hell.

*Sigh's* the Damned can never rest when they need it most.

I hate feeling sick >:( I wish this fucken cold would die.