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I'm Only Wearing Black Until They Make Something Darker



I Don't Do "Normal"



You're Starting to Make Sense. It's Time to Up My Medication.



Thank You For Not Being Perky



You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap



Fear Is The Path To The Dark Side



Stupid Humans!



It's Not That I'm Old, Your Music Really Sucks



People Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Are On Medication



Tell Your Little Voices to SHUT UP I can't Hear Mine



I'm Smiling, That Alone Should Scare You



Who Says I Want To Fit In?



Women Who Seek To Be Equal With Men Lack Amibition



I'm Happy. Don't Ruin It



I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out of Bed



The Dark Is Afraid of Me



Your Jedi Mind Tricks Won't Work On Me



Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies



Rap Music is an Oxymoron



Work is for People who Don't Have Internet Access



Organised People Are Just too Lazy To Look For Things



I Hated Bush Before It Was Cool



I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Sized



Yup, Gonna Take Over the World



Pale is the New Tan



Tact is for People Who Aren't Witty Enough to be Sarcastic



Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History



I've Got A Perfect Body. It's In The Trunk and it's Beginning To Smell.



I Am In Shape. Round is a Shape!



I Don't Need to "Get A Life". I'm a Gamer. I Have TONS of Lives.



Bite Me. You Know You Want To...



Brunettes Do It Better



PARENTAL ADVISORY: I SAY f*** A LOT



I'm Not One To Chase Anything. In My Opinion, Karma Will Be a Bigger Bitch Than I Choose to Be.



I Stopped Fighting My Inner Demons. We're On The Same Side Now.



Sorry I Missed Church But I Was Too Busy Practising Witchcraft And Becoming A Lesbian



Blah, Blah, Blah...Good Point But f*** You Anyway



It's Because I'm White, Isn't It?



I May Not Be Perfect, But Parts of Me Are Pretty Awesome



Old Enough To Know Better, Young Enough Not to Give a f***



Jersey Born: We Pump our Fists, Not our Gas, Bitches



GO f*** YOURSELF. I'm An Asshole And I Approve This Message



I Suck At Life, But I'm Wicked Cool



I Got High and Nobody Died. Truth.



I'd Like To Offer Moral Support, But I Have Questionable Morals



When Men Stop Being Assholes, I'll Stop Being a Bitch



I HATE EVERYTHING



I May Be Going to Hell, But At Least My FRIENDS Will Be There



The World is Going to Hell And I am Driving the Bus



Yeah I Am A Loser, The Coolest Loser You'll Ever Meet



We Must Not Judge People by the Colour of Their Skin, But By Their Annoying Personalities.



Being Unstable and Bitchy Is All Part of My Mystique.



You Know You're a Redneck When You Party at Wal Mart



1/20/09. The End of an ERROR.



Lord Grant Me The Strength To Accept f***tards I Cannot Change.

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xNyxxGoddessx
21:45 Jul 20 2009

Nice quotes. I especially love this one: "It's Not That I'm Old, Your Music Really Sucks." LMAO! So true...

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VampiraDracul
22:01 Aug 11 2009

Nice quotes. I have a "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History" bumper sticker on my van. It made meh smile.

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