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1. We are all working for the man.



2. There are some people who think "Hey, I am the man!" Sorry, idiot, you are also working for the man. Unfortunately for you, because of what you were just thinking, and maybe even saying out loud, you are also a jackass. That,and people probably don't like you very much.



3. When your boss is telling you about a new assignment and keeps repeating "This is only for a few weeks." bear down for a long haul-six months to a year (at the minimum).



4. If your boss keeps repeating the phrase "This is just for a little while," it's safe to assume that this "temporary" assignment will be a part of your workload permanently.



5. If you ever find out that your boss had a nose job you won't be able to stop yourself from refering to her as "Nosejob" whenever ou talk about her behind her back.



6. The boss who says, "I want it to look cool!" in describing what he wants is usually the uncoolest person in the office, and wouldn't know cool if it hit him right in the head.



7. If the project you are heading up as a success, your boss will take credit for it.



8. If your project is not a success, your boss will make sure that you, and you alone, are blamed for its failure.



9. While it may feel good to tell a higher-level person that she's a "total fucking moron," it is most likely a bad idea that will probably get you fired.



10. It's safer to say something that makes the same point without your boss realizing that you are actually making such a point. Something like "You know, you really remind me of [insert name of some obscure person from your life that you really, really despise]."



11. The shorter the message, the more touble that you're in. "Call me as soon as you get in" is bad. "See me" is really bad.



12. The time you finally lose it and begin to curse out the idiot who pissed all over the toilet seat, not to mention all he idiots you have to work with, as well as the idiotic company they, and you, work for, you will emerge from the stall to find the CEO of the company at the sink, washing his hands and staring at you through the reflection in the bathroom mirror.



13. This time, when he askes your name (for the millionth time), he's unfortunately going to remember it.



14. The longer the message on your voice mail, the less important it is.



(to be continued)

(Note: Do not assume this is about my own personal life, Thank you.)



Come one come all to a place where the war between light and darkness is over, and darkness has won.

A world where horrific images may haunt your dreams at night, where crying and screaming echo in the abyss of hell.

A place where the only exit is the end of this maze, so stick together and don't look back for if you do you will forever be trapped in her demonic mind. Doomed to never see the light of day, to never feel a loved ones warm embrace. Welcome to the freak show that is her mind.



To your left we see a child, pay no mind to her ghastly cries, for she no longer has a family.

Just people who say they care and yet continue to fight. She still loves them, but they made her into what you see before you. This is where the war of light and darkness began. NO DON'T REACH IN FOR HER, YOU WILL GET SUCKED IN AND END UP LIKE HER, PLEASE IGNORE HER CRIES FOR HELP SHE CAN NOT BE SAVED AT THIS POINT! Oh well I tried to tell them but I guess her cries where too strong for them to handle.



To your right you see a girl we call a casualty because her crush beat her then raped her. She wonders why she believed him when he said he cared. She hides her bruised body from the world so that no one can feel sorry for her. Scared for life, now she can't even make love with her man without seeing the guy who raped her on top of her. She fears for her life because it happens other times as well but she does nothing to stop it just for the fact that they can't hurt her if she fights it. PLEASEE NO PPLEASE, SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH SHE DOES NOT NEED ANY MORE EMMBARRISMENT.



Wait! Wait! We are not quite done with our tour, do you see those markings on the wall? No they are not abstract illusions they are proof of how much the darkness took over her life. She uses no blade, or broken glass, she uses her own two hands. She abuses herself so when others do it won't hurt so bad, she would continue doing this until her body felt numb and cold it was the only thing to keep her sane.



She is dead inside her soul has been taken from her body when the darkness took over her life. The darkness took the lives of others on the tour but its normal it�s a part of life. Well everyone can leave the freak show, as for me I shall stay. Everything you saw today was about my life and my struggles. You see every tear I shed is just one more story to tell. I'm glad that all of you could hear my story. Thank you all, and good night.