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I was wed by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.

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PsychWardSiren
00:53 Feb 29 2012

lol

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Blacklodge
00:45 Mar 01 2012

Dangerous, they could have given you an executioner. Lol.

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AngelicKitrA
03:18 May 20 2012

Uh huh i understand that all too well :D

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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a plain pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

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Blacklodge
00:44 Mar 01 2012

Never got that in my collection plate, when I was still a clergy member. Maybe I should have started a cat house myself. Lol.

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