The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

MindxBender: I have died and gone to emo land



Me: Are you in a Hot Topic? Or maybe a Twilight

movie? (joking)



MindxBender: Twilight movie



Me: For serious?



Bender: Ya I'm serious



Me: Wow I was just being a smartass...

I'm not mean, you're just a pussy.



The awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and find another body.



I used to think you took my breath away, I realize now I was just suffocated by your bullshit.



There is a new app called "Sense of Humour" download it, bitch.



Men are dogs, but women love the bone (not all)



You have a sick, twisted mind....wanna be my friend?



Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.

Omg this song...this song omg...this song.

Really people...this is VR. There are FORCED inductions and ruthless coven masters. VR is not a democracy. Whoever your coven master is is the one who has complete control of your fate here, until you reach sire of course...but before then you're screwed. There are rules...they are there for a reason. Being a rebel here doesn't make you cool, it makes you a pain in the ass that no one wants to deal with. You earn your freedom here, it doesn't get handed to you for being a whiny bitch.

I feel like I'm trying to derail a train, before it can get the chance to wreck. Not an easy feat, but surely a desperate one.

Definitely feelin' it...

Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on tv were not quite the way we were, somehow I guess I just knew. But I didn't know I love you so much, I didn't know I loved you so much. I didn't know I loved you so much. But I do.

Awesome, my second earthquake on Guy Fawkes day...