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I was trying to put my dog in his harness to take him outside, and he decided to be a douche by stretching while I was trying to put his arms in. Well I have the habit of saying a word while thinking of another or think too far ahead of my sentence as I'm speaking and mashing up words together.



So I got onto him, but at the last second I couldn't make up my mind whether to say 'dog!' or 'dammit!' and well it ended up come out as 'doggit!'.



Resulting in a silent laughing fit that left me having to grip on to the wall next to me for support.



Doggit...



I'm probably going to use that more often.

:/