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Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

David Van Patten: The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

Craig McDermott: So what did he say?

Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?

Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... ”

Antoine Laconte: This is a fourteenth-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment...I'll shove it up your ass.





Kate: I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand how men do it, either.



Deuce Bigalow: You wouldn't want to try it, just to try something new?



Kate: No, it's just...not natural.



Deuce Bigalow: So you're definitely opposed to space travel?



Kate: Totally! I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut, but I'm just not into it. Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.



Antoine Laconte: I'm a gigolo.



Deuce Bigalow: Giga-who?



Antoine Laconte: Women pay me to give them... pleasure.



Deuce Bigalow: How did you get that job?



Antoine Laconte: I just sort of fell into it.



Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!





and considering i myself suffer from tourettes

i think i saved the best for last.......



[Ruth has Tourettes Syndrome]

Ruth: Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!

[looks at old couple]

Ruth: SHIT! SHIT WHORES!

I have been away a while , I have had no inspiration or need to return , I have wandered long and alone pondering all that life throws at me , I have still to find something to inspire me not just here but in everything.. I havent picked up a camera or a pen in months the most creative thing i have done since august is cobble together some halloween outfits .

why dont we have this function in life????