LibidinousLuke's Vampire Journal

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For Wile E. Coyote fans
08:38 Sep 14 2009
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This one cracks me up, and also has a lesson about what can happen after a life goal is achieved.

COMMENTS

NadeshikoxXxBloodRose
08:52 Sep 14 2009

Omg, wtf....Why was he on family guy?

ThothLestat
14:53 Sep 14 2009

awesome!

philosopher
18:44 Oct 08 2009

*snicker* Nice...

ShadowCarnage423
20:24 Oct 12 2009

Omg...Luke that is soooo funny. You were right, It made me laugh and feel better. Thank you...*hugs you tightly* so, so funny....

~Soeteria

Am I a lesbian?
09:44 Sep 13 2009
Times Read: 776

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

COMMENTS

tigerslilvampire21
11:13 Sep 13 2009

ROFLMAO thats great!!!!!

ElizabethRose
18:24 Sep 13 2009

*falls over in peels of laughter*

LunaMaxwell
05:45 Sep 14 2009

LMFAO! I love it!...and OK I'm going to be nice and finally give in to your begging me to add your journal to my favs...you better be thankful

winterdarkmoon
19:55 Sep 14 2009

Thanks for the laugh and smile my Friend*smiles*

DarkxDestiny
23:53 Sep 20 2009

LOL thanks for the great laughter...

meeper
00:50 Sep 23 2009

There sure are a lot of lesbians if we going off of that definition lol

lovebites
02:34 Sep 30 2009

wtf? it's hi-larious!

-liz

shelian
21:54 Oct 08 2009

thats so funny lmao

ShadowCarnage423
20:25 Oct 12 2009

ROTFL...lol....very funny

QueenDethklok
06:16 Oct 27 2009

*Rolling on the floor laughing* oh god that's funny!

Lovise
20:17 Nov 17 2009

If I could actually claim lesbretsexual, I would. By the way, her name was Iga. Yet I don't think the world will accept that as a sexual orientation. Since homosexuals have been ridiculed, teased, bullied, and harmed for years over their sexual orientation.. you would think I wouldn't get burned from them. Funny how straight people are more accepting then those I used to consider friends. The once judged people are now the ones judging.

Which brings me to another subject: Racism....

vampyrebeauty
07:43 Dec 19 2009

LOL thats a good one!

Funny one
09:00 Sep 12 2009
Times Read: 803

A kid is giving his confession:

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,

and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.