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Women and Men
08:57 Jun 13 2011
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I believe that women are a LOT more complicated than men.

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

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Sulks
09:05 Jun 13 2011

hah!

true though :D

Cinnamon
18:14 Jun 13 2011

Ha! Funny about the balls. And, yes, we have a lot going on a lot of the time, but I disagree that women are more complicated than men. Preoccupied and busy does not equate complicated. In my experience, men are waaaay more complicated. It seems like they want what they don't need and then they get mad when they get what they want because it's not really what they need and they're not happy, but then they don't know how to fix it because to fix it they'd have to get what they need, which they think is what they don't want, but it would make them happy so it really is what they want.

See? Complicated. :)

philosopher
21:28 Jun 17 2011

I notice that man's single switch looks very much like a...

Dreamweaver
22:18 Jun 19 2011

Very nice diagram. So, on those days when we seem "out of whack"? Does this mean we can blame it on a broken circuit connection? If you have only one switch, what's your excuse?

Three mice
00:57 Jun 02 2011
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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."

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