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I come from the land of the Irish Spring,

Dublin's the place where I learned my thing.

From the Emerald Isle to your place in the hood,

I'm the man of green come to do no good.



Lep in the hood come to do no good.

Lep in the hood come to do no good.



Plentious dope, this place is hot,

There's a lassie, she's just my type.

I hate to resort so soon to magic but haven't been laid in so long it's tragic.



I'm so bad, I'm good.



I'll show you what to do, so lend an ear,

Don't worry, little lassie, you have nothing to fear.

Sit down with the lad who's leen and green,

And let me show you why I'm a love machine.



Come to do no good.



I'm a wee green guy who's new to town,

Show me what you do when you get down.

I'll do up, you go down,

We''ll cause a scene, you'll love the green.



Lep in the hood come to do no good.

Lep in the hood, when we're bad, we're good.



From the cliff's of Moore to your front door,

Better turn out the lights and pray some more.

We're gonna party through the night until the dawn,

Then you and I are gonna get it on.



Lep in the hood come to do no good.

Lep in the hood come to do no good.



Lep in the hood come to do no good.

Lep in the hood...

Come to do no good.