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A young guy from New York moves to Texas and goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for work. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah, I was a salesman back in NY".



Well, the manager liked him, gave him the job, and told him to report for work the following day at 9am. At the end of the day, he went looking for the kid to see how his first day went.



His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how many people bought something from the kid.



The kid says "One".



Boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20-30 customer's per day. How much was the sale for?"



Kid replies, "$101,237.65".



Boss replies "Holy Cow! What did you sell him?"



Kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then, I sold him a medium fish hook. Then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then, I told him he was

going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat dept and I sold him a new twin engine Cris Craft. Then, he said he didn't think his little SUV was going to pull it, so I took him down to automotive and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."



Boss says "A guy comes in to buy a fish hook, and you sold him a boat and a truck?"



Kid says "No, he came in to buy tampons for his wife, and I said Dude, your weekend is shot, you should go fishing!"

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queenmorbid
14:34 Sep 15 2008

ROFL..now that is funny!

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