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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr.Chang.



So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said "Ok, take off all your crose."



The woman did a s she was told.



"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room," said the doctor.



Again the woman did as she was instructed.



Dr. Chang then said "Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.



Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."



Worried the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?"



Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look edzachary rike your ass."

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SeleneTremere
20:08 Jun 10 2008

Oye! ~

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Sinora
11:07 Jun 11 2008

lmao

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Two fellers from Kinston, NC were sitting around talking one afternoon.



After a while the first feller says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"



The second feller crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.



Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even."

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imagesinwords
15:05 Jun 06 2008

:P

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss, I no come work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."



The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again...



"I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon... You got nice house."

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imagesinwords
15:05 Jun 06 2008

You tell good joke. :P

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