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Wet Leg = Velcro Cat!



Up untill recently as I have mentioned before I was living with my sister but as with most sybling co-habitation it ran it's course and we decided that we should part homes, now don't get me wrong while I love my sister and nephew I was not too sorry to leave. I am a solitary creature when it comes to family, it was a learning experience as since leaving home I have alway's shared homes with friends or lovers but it was deffinately different living with family. It was a bit strange we didn't really talk for a month but now we see each other and talk all the time and I think we are developing a better relationship. I have become a very popular person to go out with within my family circle close and extended which is quite surprising as I alway's thought of myself as a bit boring but then again the most surprising person you will meet in your life is you!



Well Last saterday night I found myself getting ready to go out for a night of serious partying, I had spent a very relaxing hour soaking in the bath reading a not as good as the last one book and finished off with a lovely hot shower. I had about an hour before the taxi was due to turn up and thought to myself "mmmmmmm let's put some tunes on and have a little drink to get myself in the party mood. So turn on the computer and the speakers and turn the volume right up (well nobody else was home and I'm not a fan of the neighbours to the left). I then proceeded to make my way to the domain of the cats aka outside my bedroom door, I opend the bedroom door and peeped round the corner, coast was clear not a cat in sight so I proceed down the stairs. Pause at the door and check round the corner still no cats. I grab the Coke and the Sagatiba set them down next to the fridge, check the floor.....no cat's. All going well so far I open the freezer door and bend down to get the ice from the draw and the next thing I know BAM! out of nowhere a cat has appeared and velcro'd itself to my leg! It was almost like he had slid accross the floor and attached! where did he come from only sheba know's but I spent the next 5 minutes running around the kitchen dodging the cat who seemed to be magnetically attracted to my leg. Now I know your sitting there (if you've stuck with me and read this far) thinking why didn't she just dry herself off before venturing down stairs well to be honest I didn't think of it I haven't lived with cats for almost 2 years now I've gotten lazy! I managed to drag the little furry monster off my leg and scramble up the stair drink in hand with very hairy patch's around the ankles, now you may not think that this is such a bad thing I have to stop you there and make an admission as a single woman.



We women do not spend as much time in the bathroom as you may think, us singe ladies deffinatly don't shave our legs everyday in the hope that we may bump into a guy in the supermarket and take him home and spend the afternoon in a passionate embrace aka getting our brains shagged out and I hadn't bothered to shave them last saterday night, so I spent the rest of the evening and the early hours of the next morning feeling like I hade ankle warmers on!!!!!



I have to admit that I did end up going home with somebody but I will tell you all about that in a future rambling.