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So had a phone call from the mobile network once again, a female worker from India or that area, offering me a free upgrade, with a free I-pad but, I get to pay £10 a month for it on contract....so the upgrade on my phone is for free, great I need to get a new one soonish as the battery is not doing so well, your offering me a free I-pad, thanks but I dont need one as I have phone and laptop.....but hang on second where is this £10 coming from?
So knowing that these phone calls are recorded for better quality of service towards customers, I proceeded to ask her how Dobey the house elf may have felt to be told that he could be free from master, if said master presented him with an item of clothing such as a sock that was conveniently hidden a book, only to find out that when said master gave Dobey the sock and book the said master laughed and, told Dobey he needed to have a matching pair. Would Dobey then be free or not?
She responded with that she did not understand my question.
I responded with that was exactly how I felt about her offer and hung up.

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LORDMOGY
02:11 Mar 20 2018

LOL! Awesome!

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