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Ok this rant has got nothing to do with any VR members.

It is to do with a friend i have know for well over half of my life.



First up i should quickly explain that i feel slightly guilty for bad mouthing her as her mother passed away a few years back and im the closest female friend that she can talk to.



But for the love of all things fucking holy girl you are not the first to get pregnant ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



My friend Caz is just over the 13 weeks mark of pregnancy.

She has a husband whom i suspect is cowering away from hubby duties of being supportive (can you tell i already dislike this asshole?)

They live with his parents still and she is working herself up into a hysteria over smallest of things.



Hell when she took her pregnancy test i was the first one she phoned and told at 8:30am whilst her husband was still in bed she was running around like a headless chicken disturbing my peace!

But i talked to her calmly about breathing and calming down and to wake up her husband with a nice cup of coffee and to leave the test next to it for him to discover (hell i would have told her to leave the lid off the pee stick and put in his coffee but you know im a good friend)

So she did and he panicked just as much as her and they both did the sensible thing and made all the correct calls to doctors and midwifes.



Ok so Caz had her first appoinment with a midwife a few weeks later and to be fair the midwife burst her bubble by telling her she was overweight.

So i was their on the phone again (I live in Scotland she lives in England) and i did point out to her that she was not exactly doing the whole run way model thing and that yep when her and her hubby were at it she was the reason why New Zealand had those earthquakes.

So she got over that little bit and it all seemed to quieten down for a short while.



Until she heard that she would have to diet and eat healthy.

Well now my phone vibrates so much from her constant texting that i really have no need to invest in a new rampant rabbit should the one i have ever break!



It is a constant text and if i dont answer then she panics even more.

She had blood taken out of the back of her hand about four weeks ago and declaired IT FUCKIN HURT!

Im so dreading the next 7 months or so left till this little freddie/carrie is born (yes i am sure that satan himself has inpregnated her with his demon child of sorts)



I dont want to be rude or upset her feelings but she is driving me fuckin nuts big time and well her husband might be getting a visit from soon so i can hide under the same rock he has been under.



Thats it my little rant is nearly complete and so i shall now enjoy the peace as she is in bed asleep.