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Vampire Vlad - sung to the tune of Leroy Brown.



"An' he's bad bad, Vampire Vlad

da vampire nerd wif da cape dat's plaid

givin' all of VR heck..but he can't get no respect.



Now Bad Vlad, he a vampire nerd

an' he like his vampire clothes

but you won't have to protect your neck

'cause his big Jersey nose.



He got a vampire sword from Taiwan

an' undercut slicked back hair

an' he admires himself in the mirror every evening

in his Powerpuff Girls underwear.



An' he's bad bad Vampire Vlad

da cellar dwelling feller with the nose that's sad

Givin' all of VR heck, but he can't get no respect.



Now all the VR women are his sexual slaves

and all the VR men his thralls

and before he's done, he'll rate us all a one

and then he'll block us all.



An' he's bad bad Vampire Vlad

the biggest Jersey Joke that VR ever had

givin' all of VR heck, but he can't get no repect.





If you've been low rated and blocked, feel free to share this on your journal.

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sheripeony
15:52 Dec 11 2012

Love it...my partner was a lesbien in his body as a male

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