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How the hell these people got passports without a warning stamped on it somewhere is beyond me for sure.....





THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE ... THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!......

COMMENTS

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Owlish
19:00 Apr 27 2015

They all seem English, and half of them are decent complaints considering sand and beaches - England's beaches are not great, hardly sandy and pretty desolate. I went to The Great Barrier Reef as a teen and was suitably unimpressed by the murky waters... when we were told it would be beautiful and pristine. If you're given the impression that beaches are nicer elsewhere and they're not... eh. Also, for someone who has never encountered sand being "everywhere", it's extremely unpleasant.

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LadyXblackXRose
09:03 Apr 28 2015

Dam i wonder what it was that gave it away of them possibly being from the UK......was it the Ginger nuts and Custard creams or maybe the flight from Jamaica that gave it away......?

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CelticWhispers
16:24 May 04 2015

Wow, that is scary. They were in Spain and complained about too many Spanish speaking people? The sand wasn't an exact match to the brochure?



AAAAhhhhhggg, Run away! Run away! They are multiplying like crazy!!

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LadyXblackXRose
17:18 May 05 2015

Sadly i am inclined to agree.

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