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Religion is like a penis



It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

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Selkie
18:37 Jan 27 2011

heh. Best journal of the week! LOL

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Question:



What is the truest definition of Globalization?



Answer:



Princess Diana’s death.



Question:



Why?



Answer:



An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,



followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;



treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.



This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer,



that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers…



And that is what Globalization is :)

wantwhiskey99 3:04 am

ur a saucy one



Xxkemistxx 3:04 am

heh



wantwhiskey99 3:04 am

with, perhaps, a slight case of penis envy



Xxkemistxx 3:04 am

i do envy penis.

but oooh do i love the advantages of tits



wantwhiskey99 3:04 am

yes i suppose they pass for currency in some places



Xxkemistxx 3:04 am

hah, that they do



wantwhiskey99 3:05 am

would be nice to have a tit bank account

whatever that means



Xxkemistxx 3:05 am

... that would be rather nifty



wantwhiskey99 3:05 am

yeah much niftier than a vag bank account



Xxkemistxx 3:05 am

that would just be dirty



wantwhiskey99 3:05 am

yeah

vag is complicated



Xxkemistxx 3:06 am

tits could be too



wantwhiskey99 3:06 am

tits have drive thru service and are open on sundays



Xxkemistxx 3:06 am

if you think about it... like, tribal african tits and pam anderson tits... don't belong in the same account



wantwhiskey99 3:06 am

african tribal tits arent even tits

as far as im concerned

they are more like a tax