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I was walking around in Vegas with my cousins and I passed by a group of people that, well, dressed like people on vr? hahah. Anywho, they stopped and said I looked cool and we started talking and I ditched my lame cousins to chill with them lol. Then we ran into my friend Peter and we were just one big goth lookin group walkin around Vegas. We eventually somehow started what it seemed like sleding down all the steep street slopes... That's kind of a tongue twister ;-P. Anywho, we made it back to my house in no time. I started getting a weird feeling about them, like they were something and weren't telling me. One of the girls in the group leaned in and said "do you wanna know a secret?" and I was thinking in my head, "they're vampyres"... But no, she said they're pirates. So I was like... hell, that's cool I guess. "But we know what you are" She said. "And we're totally cool with it that you're a vampire"... So I was like... "shit, sweet" hehe. Then I showed them the nifty trick I can do when I can suck a decent amount of blood out of my arm without leaving a bite mark or hickey (trust me, it's hard) And of course like most dreams... I woke up before anything better could happen.

I fucking love cats. Right now I'm visiting family in Las Vegas. They live on a ranch and when I used to live here there used to be a lot of cats running around and I used to feed. I came back and there were still cats here. I saw some earlier today in the chicken yard and I noticed one that was particularly skinny. It wasn't shy or ran away like the other cats, so I fed it. An it at a lot. I pet it and could feed the ribs and bones. It was bad. Then while I was feeding it I saw another kitten, only a few weeks younger than it I think. This one was a train wreck. It can barely walk, and when it did, it was slow. Its eyes are pretty much swollen shut and it will not eat like the other. This one is a lot skinnier than the one I was feeding. I put some eye drops in it's eyes which will hopefully help, and my aunt was able to get it to drink a little milk from her finger. I was trying to find a SPCA or animal shelter. I found one that said "NO KILL ANIMAL" or something like that. I called them and they said we would have to bring them in and that they will euthinize it within 72 hours. I do not want that. These kittens are only about a month or two old, and they are very friendly. I think they should have a chance and it's bullshit they won't even try to save it. I want to take them home with me to Buffalo, but I'm sure that's out of the question :(