The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

GREAT quote I came across today.
06:15 Nov 30 2008
Times Read: 810

This was a hilarious description I read in an article describing illegal wiretapping. Not that I really care if the government wants to hear me talk about getting bum-fucked, but I thought the quote was awesome.



"This isn’t a slippery slope, it’s a greased cliff with a vicious downdraft and parachute made out of fucking elephants."

I got so bored...
03:20 Nov 29 2008
Times Read: 816

...that I recorded 4 videos of myself playing songs on my sax. I really wish I hadn't left it behind for 2 years. I've lost a lot of the finely-honed skill I used to have...



Of course, I can't embed video, so none of you get to see them. HA!

Totally missed the point.
20:58 Nov 28 2008
Times Read: 840

SaveMe1800 was blocked by me recently, and seems to be under the impression that it was because I thought she hadn't read my profile.



No, it's not because you didn't read my profile. It's because you bit me. Had you read my profile, you'd already know I was going to block you. Either you're a fucking moron, or you didn't read my profile. These are the ONLY two possibilities. Get over your pitiful anger and learn to respect a person's wishes.

Liar.
16:38 Nov 28 2008
Times Read: 846

Here's another statement that irks me to no end:



"Want to DIE!"



Bullshit. If you wanted to die you'd have killed yourself already. Quit lying to yourself and get a fucking life.

I have uncovered your problem...
16:36 Nov 28 2008
Times Read: 847

"i m bi, had my heart broken about a month ago by my gf and bf



Problem solved. You have relationship issues because you don't seem to understand the concept.

This made me giggle.
16:16 Nov 28 2008
Times Read: 849

There is a man in Colorado named Ted Haggard. If you don't know who he is, type his name into Youtube. I was first exposed to him in Dawkins' The God Delusion (good movie, by the way, I'm going to be reading the book soon). He WAS the leader of a massive Evangelical Christian church in Colorado Springs. After watching his argument with Richard Dawkins and seeing his ignorance (and arrogance) firsthand, I was enraged and wanted to burn his house down with him in it.



Then I saw something that made me giggle uncontrollably. Ted Haggard resigned his position in '06 because after a massive investigation. Turns out Mr. High and Mighty had a 3-year sexual relationship with a prostitute named Mike Jones. Yep, Haggard likes in in the bum. He also did meth with Jones, and got bumfucked on an almost monthly basis. It brings me endless joy to see people like this stripped of their power and embarrassed in front of MILLIONS of people. Every self-righteous bigot needs a reality check now and then.

Twilight movie: guess who won't be watching it.
15:59 Nov 28 2008
Times Read: 851

Me. It looks like an over-hyped piece of shit. I read the books. They were okay. The storyline drags you in and you can't stop reading the books. One issue I have with it is that I was able to read through all 4 books in a week. 7 fucking days. It's too juvenile and simple. It's so absorbing NOT because it's really that great, but because people can relate to it, and nothing drags you into a story like the desire to be part of it. I will give Stephenie Meyer credit for writing a compelling storyline about utter crap.



The big issue I have with the movie, on top of the fact that the trailer was like every other movie adaptation. It sucked. What I hear about the movie from people that aren't just creaming their jeans for Edward is that it really didn't capture the book. It loosely followed the storyline and cashed in on the 'vampire' craze that 12-13 year old girls are on. They want everything Twilight. They don't give a shit about quality of acting, character development, or anything of real value. They want to see as much of the fantasy as they can get their shitty little hands on. Hollywood could release a tape of the characters taking a shit and it'd sell a million copies on the day of release.



I will not watch Twilight, not out of protest, or the unwillingness to have anything to do with it; I'm not watching Twilight because it SUCKS.

Holy fucking shit!
00:36 Nov 27 2008
Times Read: 863

If I ever go back to college, I'm starting a campus chapter of the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu. I just discovered that this actually exists, and I am now enthralled. If you don't know what the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu is, then look it up. If you don't know who Cthulhu is, you're deprived, and must buy and read anything by H. P. Lovecraft.

I keep forgetting...
02:09 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 874

...that I blocked myself. I can't comment myself or send myself messages to save them. Guess that's the price you pay.



And yes, I know I can unblock myself, but that would render my entry regarding it dishonest, and I have higher ethical standards than that.

I sense a disturbance in the force...
01:33 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 897

....nevermind, it was just gas.



I've stumbled across the profile for a 1: ElzabethPaigeMoonfyre. Needless to say this profile is abhorrent and detestable, and here is my line-by-line 'analysis' of her profile:



Member Name: ElzabethPaigeMoonfyre

Gender: Female

Birthdate: 10-3-1990

Location: decatur



Quote: i may be small but i can still kick your ass, fucker Wonderful. I doubt the sincerity and/or truthfulness of your statement. Either you're lying to look tough, or you're deluded and need a good reality check aka ass-kicking.



1) I dont fucking care about you!!!!!! The feeling is mutual. As a matter of fact, I'm sure everyone who read this statement feels the same way.

2) i live day to day in fucking hell!!!!!! Sure you do. Every angsty teen says they live in hell. Not to mention if you really had it so hard, you have every legal right to leave home and make your own life. Chances are, you're too pathetic to try to make your life better and would rather just complain about it. Try living on your own and working to support yourself and you'll learn a new definition of the word 'hell'.

3) i have a very caring boyfriend right now and im not going to do anything to fuck our relationship up. Chances are, he treats you like shit, and you're too much of a pussy to get your shit together and leave him. I'm sure he's ugly, too.

4) Im a bitch and i dont care if u like me or fucking not!!!!!!! Everyone that says they don't care what you think is trying to put forth an image of superiority to make themselves feel better. Attempting to make others respect them via this statement is a direct contradiction, as it implies that they really DO care what you think.

5) im a witch.... You're a wannabe goth teenager trying to fit in with the 'non-conformist' crowd, which is a contradiction in itself. Hypocrite.

6) i love to write poetry...... Let me guess... about cutting yourself, committing suicide, killing/hurting someone else, being hurt, or other pathetic, overdone emotional BULLSHIT that emo/goth teens write.

7) i draw and i love it and im very good at it.... You suck at drawing. You only think you're good at it because you have no basis for comparison and no artistic merit with which to work, as evidenced by your previous statements.

8) ill do anything for my friends and fam, dont fuck with them or ill fuck up your life!!!!! Your family is a bunch of pussies, I had sex with your mom and dad last night. We pulled an Eiffel Tower on that slut. Your friends laugh at you behind your back, and none of them really like you. Now come on, FUCK UP MY LIFE.

9) i am a goth and i love the entire sub-culture!!!!!!!!! The sub-culture died in the 80's. You obviously don't know anything about the sub-culture, or you'd understand it. Today's concept of goth is NOT what the sub-culture was about.

10) i love horror films..... Big surprise there.

11) im very understanding about ppls problems cuz ive been thru a lot of shit in my 18 years of life..... As opposed to your 18 years of anything else? Please, you just wrote 4 lines (5 if you count the quote) describing yourself as a bitch and trying to act all tough, then you act like the victim that just wants to help others and is understanding. Pick an image, act it properly, and don't expect us to buy this SHIT.



Also, has your hard life caused you to forget how to write properly? It looks like a 13-year-old wrote your profile. I bet you LOVED the Twilight movie.



Finally, anyone who ends a sentence with more than 3 repeating punctuation marks (e.g. ???, ..., !!!) is a retard. Furthermore, ending EVERY sentence with 3 or more makes you look like an idiot. Congratulations, you've succeeded in making yourself look STUPID!

Temporary storage
03:05 Nov 25 2008
Times Read: 906

Until the coding problem with a particular forum topic is sorted out...



I'm still (and have been for a long time) of the impression that the term 'vampire' was adopted by the community to describe a pre-existing metaphysical condition. Regardless what the original definition of the word means, it has been used much more recently (and I might add, the more recent definitions/ideals are what most people have been exposed to) in fiction and myth as a creature, usually of the night, that feeds on blood for sustenance. The vampiric condition, as understood by the vampire community, is one of slightly similar traits: Most at least feel they need to consume energy in some form to survive; many have heightened senses, heightened spiritual awareness/capability, etc. etc. There's nothing inherently remarkable about the condition, especially on a physical level. The word vampire was adopted for lack of a better term to describe the condition.



At least that's how I understand it.

I got bored so I tried something new.
02:32 Nov 24 2008
Times Read: 922

Example of how I can be arrogant without even noticing...
03:19 Nov 21 2008
Times Read: 944

In the forum, I have started an argument over the most trivial of topics in the thread about TRUE vampires. Basically, I got irritated about something else, and took it out in the thread. Since I'm quite obviously in the wrong, but feel confrontational anyway, I'm going to continue being a pain. It's entertainment, and I'm bored as shit. One thing I wanted to point out though... how is my arrogance appalling to ANYONE at this point???

This is the coolest comment I've ever received.
00:58 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 997

"That's just cruel. You're an insensitive ass."



From Manda.



And she blocked me.



FUCKING SWEET!

Horrifyingly true.
21:50 Nov 18 2008
Times Read: 1,019


stephyxthexemoxdolly



Quote: Can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.



Brace yourself before you click the link. It's brutally obvious that this dumbass can't keep her fat hands out of the cookie jar.

Total failure...
21:44 Nov 18 2008
Times Read: 1,020


Profile text for lusttodust:



hello there, i hope you all are have a wonderful day.

my name is Brittany Nichole Illiza Rayne Murphy. you may call me rayne...it was my mothers name long ago. i was born is a small, quiet town...well it was quite before i was born, thats what they tell me. this twon was in what you now call Romania. i had a family once. my mother and father attemped and succeeded suicide. As did my twin brother,more resently though, i recall it happening last year around spring time. yes i am a true vampire. i am not a fake poseing as the great undead. i have seen many things in my 200 years. i used to be free to live among you but now im adopted, living in florida with a family that does not no me at all like they should. i met someone here last year. his name was harley.i thought i loved him and he swore that he loved me. one nnight we ran away from here so we could be together. he was the only one who i trusted with my secrets. we got caught in boston.i was brought back home but he was forced to live with his father in origin(if that is how you spell it) the day i returned home i recieved a phone call from him.he said that i was a freak and that he never loved me that all he wanted was sex. well that didnt play well. i tryed to kill myself. failed attemp because i found that i am stronger than most of us i cant die not matter the cause. my mother sent me away to a hospital that delt with these sorts of things. a phyciatric hospital you call it. that didnt work either because, being locked in with so many children( myself going without blood) was not a god thing at all really. they didnt find that out untill they drew my blood well, tried to anyway...i say i was on a ard with children. i have been 16 for 28 years now. im home now , on many different medications that serve no purpose but getting me high. i cannot return to school but instead as being taught at home online. i miss school i love it there. my mother met a man named kevin. we are to move with him to lacksonville fl in three months so hopfully i will continue my schooling there.



its been fun, shareing my secrets with you all if you have any further questions about me or the life of a vampire, please, by all means message me i would love to hear what you have to say.





So I sent her this message:

Some people should NOT be wearing corsets.
13:47 Nov 18 2008
Times Read: 1,031

Or whatever this is properly called...

Here's my updated list of blocked individuals... for no apparent reason.
15:09 Nov 16 2008
Times Read: 1,074

Your blocked users:



kaylamaust [ Unblock ]

leona18 [ Unblock ]

xmex07 [ Unblock ]

vampashy [ Unblock ]

vampgirl18 [ Unblock ]

scars801 [ Unblock ]

idreamoflonliness [ Unblock ]

devilpunk [ Unblock ]

nightmarechristina [ Unblock ]

kezza [ Unblock ]

kez [ Unblock ]

gladrera [ Unblock ]

RavenLucifera666 [ Unblock ]

DarkAngel99 [ Unblock ]

MsSanguinarius [ Unblock ]

bloodrose24 [ Unblock ]

hebrokemyheart [ Unblock ]

sarahw15 [ Unblock ]

SpiritChaos666 [ Unblock ]

wildvampiregirl [ Unblock ]

xXdeadlydollXx [ Unblock ]

daredevil14 [ Unblock ]

Firestrom [ Unblock ]

HotAngie [ Unblock ]

69GothGirl69 [ Unblock ]

Poisened [ Unblock ]

dudenjoy [ Unblock ]

kendracutthroat [ Unblock ]

karnstein [ Unblock ]

witchybitch [ Unblock ]

skaterchike14 [ Unblock ]

Undervampsgaze [ Unblock ]

werewolfgirl [ Unblock ]

darknessofdeath [ Unblock ]

shadowofevil [ Unblock ]

black1 [ Unblock ]

sexygothicbitchheather2 [ Unblock ]

sbetee [ Unblock ]

ravenvampire [ Unblock ]

infktion [ Unblock ]

666SpawnXX [ Unblock ]

DrknsFndMe [ Unblock ]

AnimeKikei [ Unblock ]

lostandalone [ Unblock ]

usetobebloodytearsoflonlieness [ Unblock ]

thelostgirl09 [ Unblock ]

playboybunny92 [ Unblock ]

misu12 [ Unblock ]

VampireQueen01 [ Unblock ]

GHOST12 [ Unblock ]

WolfBite [ Unblock ]

Seriously?
14:25 Nov 16 2008
Times Read: 1,087

Honestly, I don't think I'll ever get used to beautiful girls asking straight up if I want to fuck. lol. It catches me off guard every time.

18 messages from 3 albinos!
02:07 Nov 15 2008
Times Read: 1,099

Well, how would YOU describe it?

Familiar???
02:26 Nov 13 2008
Times Read: 1,119

Everyone raise your hands if you also have 17 emails!!!

This quote was subtly irritating...
02:22 Nov 13 2008
Times Read: 1,120

"Your Beautiful, I'm a loser inside; on a suicide mission to die"



First of all, it's supposed to be 'you're', unless you meant to describe my Beautiful, and I don't have one, whatever a 'Beautiful' is... On top of that, it's unnecessary to capitalize the 'B'. It's not a proper noun, and it's not the first word of a sentence. Learn to write properly, please. Last but certainly not least, I think everyone gathered from the words SUICIDE MISSION that ultimately it would end in death. You seem to have assumed that we were too dim to catch that, so you went one further and specified that you were going to die. Fucking twit.

This is disgusting...
02:07 Nov 13 2008
Times Read: 1,125

If I could describe everything I hate in a person and make a profile out of it, I think DemonessAnkara would be pretty close. Her profile is almost a perfect description of everything I hate in a person. Disgust wells up within me when I look at her profile, her pictures, her interests, her friends, it's uncanny. I didn't know I could instantly hate someone so much.

Apparently, I've created an evil plan!
22:44 Nov 12 2008
Times Read: 1,133

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!



Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.



Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness



Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?



Stage Two



Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.



Stage Three



Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

More memorable times in the chat room...
04:45 Nov 12 2008
Times Read: 1,164

[22:13:42] SYSTEM : La6Muerte66 has entered the room.

[22:13:51] MisfitChick423 : hey LM

[22:13:57] La6Muerte66 : Hey

[22:13:57] VespaDeVille : TWILIGHT COMES OUT NEXT FRIDAY!!!! ...oh...ummm...hi...

[22:14:04] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:14:06] TwilightDreamer : WOOT!

[22:14:10] MisfitChick423 : hey stranger vespa

[22:14:11] TwilightDreamer : Hi LM

[22:14:17] La6Muerte66 : Hey TD

[22:14:27] Kilanna : ok who wants the cherries lol

[22:14:32] TwilightDreamer : O_O Mistress!!!-tackles Vespa-

[22:14:36] La6Muerte66 : What's this talk of chocolate and whip cream?

[22:14:56] VespaDeVille : La Muerte! Misfit! Bella! hellos!

[22:15:01] La6Muerte66 : Nevermind the cherries...

[22:15:04] La6Muerte66 : Hey Vespa

[22:15:10] MisfitChick423 : lol LM!

[22:15:11] Kilanna : im naughty La lol and bad ....bad kilanna bad lol

[22:15:18] TwilightDreamer : Kilanna started it!

[22:15:25] MisfitChick423 : yes she did

[22:15:38] MisfitChick423 : *gets out the whip and looks at kilanna*

[22:15:46] La6Muerte66 : Mmmmm... tempting...

[22:15:48] TwilightDreamer : xD!

[22:15:49] La6Muerte66 : all tha chocolate.

[22:15:55] La6Muerte66 : that*

[22:15:59] Kilanna : *shrugs* look like i care lol

[22:16:01] SYSTEM : Darkinfatuation428 has left the room.

[22:16:01] SYSTEM : yamato0koya has left the room.

[22:16:01] SYSTEM : TrailorBoy has left the room.

[22:16:09] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:16:13] VespaDeVille : ackkk! hiya bella! been good in my absence?

[22:16:13] TwilightDreamer : O_O People went bye bye

[22:16:29] MisfitChick423 : yes they did

[22:16:40] Kilanna : choclate under whip cream lol

[22:16:55] La6Muerte66 : I don't hear any whipping...

[22:17:02] MisfitChick423 : SO tempting....VILE TEMPTRESS!

[22:17:28] VespaDeVille : how bout body shots on Vespa!

[22:17:40] La6Muerte66 : Ooh! Sounds fun!

[22:17:49] Kilanna : im a vile temptress? oo kickass lol

[22:18:01] SYSTEM : evilbitchgp has left the room.

[22:18:07] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:18:20] TwilightDreamer : Yes Mistress.I have been good

[22:18:24] TwilightDreamer : -whines-My Connection is slow or it's the site

[22:18:33] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:18:33] Kilanna : i wouldnt whip me doh ill go from naughty to evil

[22:18:40] VespaDeVille : giggles...*lays down on bar top and takes off top*

[22:18:50] SYSTEM : MBK has entered the room.

[22:18:53] TwilightDreamer : Mistress!O_O

[22:19:01] SYSTEM : Jho has left the room.

[22:19:02] MisfitChick423 : i spy a dylan

[22:19:06] Kilanna : yes shes been good cept for my influence lol

[22:19:25] La6Muerte66 : Dylan, you're missing the fun

[22:19:37] MBK : I see no Dylan here.

[22:19:45] DarkWolfman : You all suck...that is all *laughs*

[22:19:47] VespaDeVille : who goes first...? offers the Captain...

[22:19:57] MisfitChick423 : would you know Jay?

[22:20:02] MisfitChick423 : the Captain?!

[22:20:03] La6Muerte66 : Vodka body shots for me

[22:20:10] MisfitChick423 : *twitches*

[22:20:16] La6Muerte66 : Grey Goose

[22:20:21] Kilanna : well im getting sticky so *licks it off myself, then hits the shower, puts bikini top back on*

[22:20:23] DarkWolfman : I have no idea Becca.

[22:20:41] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:20:48] VespaDeVille : you first than Bella! since youve been good

[22:20:55] TwilightDreamer : -blinks and sits down watching all of this.-

[22:21:13] TwilightDreamer : no thanks

[22:21:13] MisfitChick423 : would wonder if you did know Jay lol

[22:21:17] DarkWolfman : Just thought Id try and piss someone off...Im losing my touch on that.

[22:21:32] Kilanna : DW u think we suck in a good way or bad way lmao

[22:21:56] MisfitChick423 : kilanna, in your case it's a naughty way

[22:21:59] DarkWolfman : I don't know if any of you suck...maybe you're not into that

[22:22:05] TwilightDreamer : xD Becca

[22:22:09] VespaDeVille : than to the grey goose for LM

[22:22:15] La6Muerte66 : YAY!!!

[22:22:43] Kilanna : give me a cherry flavored popcycle ill show u sucking buster lol

[22:22:52] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:23:08] DarkWolfman : *coughs*

[22:23:13] TwilightDreamer : lol

[22:23:21] VespaDeVille : DW! *gets up and pounces* hiya!

[22:23:26] xXPinkyXx : o.O

[22:23:27] TwilightDreamer : oh lordy..-sits in a corner watching all of this-

[22:23:35] MisfitChick423 : hey mel

[22:23:40] Kilanna : yes naughty would define me lol

[22:23:42] DarkWolfman : Hey Vespa

[22:23:43] xXPinkyXx : Heya

[22:23:49] La6Muerte66 : What's wrong, TD? Not enjoying the par-tay?

[22:23:58] TwilightDreamer : I am.It's amusing

[22:24:13] La6Muerte66 : You don't seem to be joining in on the fun!

[22:24:15] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:24:17] MisfitChick423 : *grabs TD and drags her back into the party*

[22:24:20] DarkWolfman : Hi Mel

[22:24:24] La6Muerte66 : Sweeet

[22:24:30] xXPinkyXx : Hi Jay

[22:24:40] MisfitChick423 : i'll brb. gotta put the baby to bed

[22:24:44] TwilightDreamer : hi hi Mel

[22:24:45] SYSTEM : TheLivingDeadGirl has entered the room.

[22:24:52] TwilightDreamer : ACK!!LM!

[22:24:53] xXPinkyXx : Hi TD ^^

[22:24:56] TwilightDreamer : Hi Marie!

[22:25:01] SYSTEM : MBK has left the room.

[22:25:09] Kilanna : fill me up with booze give me a pole see what i might doo lol

[22:25:09] La6Muerte66 : Hey TLDG

[22:25:26] SYSTEM : DarkWolfman has entered the room.

[22:25:35] TheLivingDeadGirl : sits on the couch with my homework* hey TD and LM

[22:25:40] La6Muerte66 : Jay and his magic tricks...

[22:25:52] DarkWolfman : you people type to fast me...Im getting too old for this sh--

[22:25:54] La6Muerte66 : turning visible...

[22:26:07] Kilanna : LDG get a nerd to do it for ya lol

[22:26:08] La6Muerte66 : Homework is for losers.

[22:26:09] DarkWolfman : Yes Im magic...fear me...muhahahaha

[22:26:13] La6Muerte66 : losers who want to pass school

[22:26:14] TwilightDreamer : Lol.I am like,slowing down.ims on yahoo and in box

[22:26:17] DMC : kilanna i have no poles but will this straw due for now?

[22:26:33] La6Muerte66 : Gimme that straw!

[22:26:39] SYSTEM : DMC has entered the room.

[22:26:44] La6Muerte66 : I need it for... um.... my drink

[22:26:45] Kilanna : awww poor DW, wanna back rub lol

[22:26:52] TwilightDreamer : lol

[22:26:55] DMC : hahahaha sure u do

[22:26:57] DarkWolfman : yeah thanx Kilanna

[22:27:04] TheLivingDeadGirl : How will getting someone to my homework help me? I won't know any of it

[22:27:34] Kilanna : a straw? wtf

[22:27:36] La6Muerte66 : Since when do you need to know your homework?

[22:27:38] DMC : im working on a paper for class as well right now jsut taking a break from it

[22:27:44] La6Muerte66 : tests? BAH!

[22:27:51] TheLivingDeadGirl : For tests

[22:27:54] Kilanna : um u read it when they done

[22:28:05] La6Muerte66 : Kilanna, you're missing a fact about me.

[22:28:06] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:28:12] TheLivingDeadGirl : So why not just do it myself?

[22:28:20] Kilanna : k nevermind lol

[22:28:24] La6Muerte66 : because that's work, and work is baaaad

[22:28:36] TheLivingDeadGirl : For you maybe

[22:28:40] TwilightDreamer : -scurries back to her corner-

[22:28:42] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:28:49] La6Muerte66 : probably why I dropped out of college

[22:28:56] MisfitChick423 : i'm back

[22:28:58] TheLivingDeadGirl : Probably

[22:29:01] La6Muerte66 : dammit

[22:29:02] TwilightDreamer : wb becca

[22:29:02] DarkWolfman : the room is round...no corners

[22:29:05] Kilanna : im missing a fact about u ?

[22:29:14] La6Muerte66 : one of my hobbies

[22:29:14] DarkWolfman : wb Becca

[22:29:19] La6Muerte66 : it explains the straw

[22:29:23] MisfitChick423 : thanks TD, thanks Jay

[22:29:24] Kilanna : care to clarify?

[22:29:24] DMC : I thought a boz was sqaured?

[22:29:26] TheLivingDeadGirl : Welcome back MC

[22:29:28] DarkWolfman : y/w

[22:29:29] TwilightDreamer : welcome

[22:29:38] La6Muerte66 : Drugs

[22:29:41] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:29:42] DarkWolfman : the room within the Box is round

[22:29:44] Kilanna : u can have the straw lol

[22:29:45] SYSTEM : sPerAnZa has entered the room.

[22:29:45] La6Muerte66 : clearer?

[22:29:51] MisfitChick423 : what's a boz curtis?

[22:29:58] DMC : box

[22:30:04] MisfitChick423 : hahaha

[22:30:05] DMC : thats a misspelling

[22:30:19] MisfitChick423 : hi spaz

[22:30:19] DMC : im tired excuse my mistakes

[22:30:29] La6Muerte66 : sit in the corner... of this round rom

[22:30:30] TwilightDreamer : ewoo spaz-waves from her corner-

[22:30:31] La6Muerte66 : room*

[22:30:35] Kilanna : fuck it ill dance on a pool table lol

[22:30:37] MisfitChick423 : i'm tired too but i can still spell

[22:30:43] xXPinkyXx : brb

[22:30:45] La6Muerte66 : hee hee

[22:30:59] DMC : well u havent had to do research today becca for a paper:P

[22:31:18] TwilightDreamer : -yawns and watches still-

[22:31:20] La6Muerte66 : well as you can see, I catch my mistakes JUST after I type them. lol

[22:31:23] MisfitChick423 : no, but i worked for close to 7 hours today, on top of shitty sleep

[22:31:30] Kilanna : brb 2

[22:31:35] La6Muerte66 : brb

[22:31:38] La6Muerte66 : back

[22:31:38] MisfitChick423 : LM - typo correcter!

[22:31:55] La6Muerte66 : auto spellcheck doesn't underline in here

[22:31:55] DMC : ever read a rumor of war

[22:32:00] DMC : very good book

[22:32:01] La6Muerte66 : so I only notice after it's posted

[22:32:04] MisfitChick423 : nope

[22:32:06] DarkWolfman : Becca is a slave master at her local prison...she beats the prisoners into submission

[22:32:15] La6Muerte66 : sweet

[22:32:17] MisfitChick423 : HAHAHA yep

[22:32:22] La6Muerte66 : renames them and all?

[22:32:27] MisfitChick423 : they are scared of me

[22:32:55] La6Muerte66 : "What's your name? Bullshit. Your name is Cecil now."

[22:32:56] MisfitChick423 : some of them i do

[22:32:56] DarkWolfman : her fave prisoner is Hannah aka Big Jack...he wears pink tootoos for her

[22:32:58] TwilightDreamer : -sneaks away slowly-

[22:33:01] DMC : that explains alot then lol

[22:33:06] MisfitChick423 : LOL

[22:33:23] MisfitChick423 : Hannah is my favorite bitch

[22:33:29] DMC : and of furbys as well *shivers*

[22:33:37] MisfitChick423 : i can make him CRY like a little girl

[22:33:42] La6Muerte66 : No, DMC, I've never read rumor of war

[22:33:57] MisfitChick423 : *throws furbys at curtis*

[22:34:00] DarkWolfman : yeah she twists his hairy nipples and says...say my name BITCH

[22:34:01] La6Muerte66 : figured I'd at least acknowledge the question. lol

[22:34:05] DMC : no worries about that

[22:34:25] DMC : no ones cares about anything seriuos here

[22:34:32] MisfitChick423 : i do a lot more than that to him Jay

[22:34:36] La6Muerte66 : "What's your name???" *whack* "Damn right, it's CECIL, goddammit

[22:34:37] La6Muerte66 : "

[22:34:40] DMC : that is a fact that has been passed like the flu in the fall

[22:34:44] MisfitChick423 : LOL

[22:34:52] DarkWolfman : Im sure Becca

[22:35:01] SYSTEM : sPerAnZa has left the room.

[22:35:02] MisfitChick423 : why do you care curtis? for crying out fucking loud

[22:35:14] DMC : im not

[22:35:29] DMC : moving on what are the other prisoners

[22:35:33] DMC : any other favs?

[22:35:44] MisfitChick423 : hehe not telling

[22:36:00] La6Muerte66 : There were more, but her methods broke them a little too well

[22:36:09] MisfitChick423 : yep

[22:36:13] La6Muerte66 : they sit in the corner biting off their own fingers now...

[22:36:17] DMC : yea I can tell by the looks opf their eyes

[22:36:20] MisfitChick423 : they're kept in solitary

[22:36:22] DMC : of*

[22:36:45] DMC : being alone in the darkness can do something to ones mind

[22:36:50] La6Muerte66 : with that glazed-over, vacant stares...

[22:36:51] TheLivingDeadGirl : mumbles and writes a paper*

[22:36:57] DarkWolfman : Becca makes them recite the line from Silence of the Lambs

[22:37:18] La6Muerte66 : "It puts the lotion on its skin!"

[22:37:20] MisfitChick423 : then they hear my footsteps and they start begging the guards to keep me away from them

[22:37:27] DarkWolfman : yeppers

[22:37:47] La6Muerte66 : And makes them recite scripture.

[22:37:51] La6Muerte66 : NOOOOOOO!!!!

[22:37:59] La6Muerte66 : *shivers*

[22:38:01] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:38:02] SYSTEM : TwilightDreamer has left the room.

[22:38:39] MisfitChick423 : you two aren't supposed to know that!!!

[22:38:48] DMC : I could imagine becca in a warden outfit

[22:38:54] DarkWolfman : Im good like that....ha ha ha

[22:38:54] La6Muerte66 : lol.

[22:39:02] DMC : that could be a powerful image

[22:39:08] La6Muerte66 : I'm a retired dungeon master.

[22:39:09] Kilanna : bak i think lol

[22:39:14] La6Muerte66 : I know these things

[22:39:20] DMC : with wand in hand with spikes

[22:39:20] DarkWolfman : wb Kilanna

[22:39:26] MisfitChick423 : give me something to beat other people into submission with and watch out

[22:39:30] DMC : just to add good measure

[22:39:35] TheLivingDeadGirl : Welcome back Kilanna

[22:39:47] La6Muerte66 : here, take this cat-o'-nine-tails

[22:39:56] MisfitChick423 : the wand?! FEH!!!! give me a goddamn cattle prod

[22:40:01] La6Muerte66 : you should have some fun with it, Becca

[22:40:12] DMC : I would give ya a louisville slugger becca but u hate sports

[22:40:13] DMC : lmao

[22:40:14] La6Muerte66 : tear the skin off their backs...

[22:40:29] xXPinkyXx : back kinda

[22:40:33] MisfitChick423 : big men FEAR me

[22:40:42] TheLivingDeadGirl : Welcome back Pinky

[22:40:46] DarkWolfman : *coughs*

[22:40:49] MisfitChick423 : window is scared of me hahaha

[22:40:52] DMC : hahaha right right

[22:40:55] La6Muerte66 : FLAY them!

[22:40:58] La6Muerte66 : lol

[22:41:00] xXPinkyXx : Thanks LDG

[22:41:03] La6Muerte66 : I'm too into this..

[22:41:07] TheLivingDeadGirl : Your welcome

[22:41:07] Kilanna : thanks, dungeon huh, yea well wont ever get me in one of those nope nope nope, less id ont care at the time lol

[22:41:08] DMC : boil their ass in hell

[22:41:19] DarkWolfman : wb Melly Mel

[22:41:20] MisfitChick423 : *takes cat o nine tails and looks at LM* wanna test this?

[22:41:48] TheLivingDeadGirl : balls up a piece of paper and tosses it into the trash* grr

[22:41:51] La6Muerte66 : Yep, I mastered all of the dungeons in Legends of Zelda, then I retired.

[22:41:53] La6Muerte66 : LOL

[22:42:07] La6Muerte66 : *bares his back*

[22:42:09] La6Muerte66 : swing away!

[22:42:21] XxLadyDarkRaynexX : ::wanders in and says hey scooby doobey doo the gang is al here

[22:42:30] xXPinkyXx : thanks Jay

[22:42:36] TheLivingDeadGirl : Hey LDR

[22:42:36] MisfitChick423 : *swings at LM's back, and watches the blood start to spill*

[22:42:44] xXPinkyXx : sorry lagging and trying to eat dinner

[22:42:45] MisfitChick423 : hey LDR

[22:43:03] DMC : hello LDR

[22:43:05] DarkWolfman : y/w Mel

[22:43:09] La6Muerte66 : Ooh, I need a towel

[22:43:09] Kilanna : rather be spanked with bare hand lol

[22:43:10] DMC : long time no see

[22:43:41] DMC : being whipped is a fun thing to be part of that is for sure

[22:43:42] xXPinkyXx : Hey sis

[22:43:45] DMC : lol

[22:44:05] MisfitChick423 : *takes a swing at LM one more time and hands him a flimsy towel*

[22:44:15] Kilanna : *smells blood in the air, and fights the urge to lick lol*

[22:44:22] TheLivingDeadGirl : eww

[22:44:28] DMC : I got to go to a place called bar sinister on sat night and got to experience it first thing

[22:44:35] La6Muerte66 : Oh, good. This mess was going to get all sticky if I didn't take care of it. lol

[22:44:47] MisfitChick423 : i'm with ya there kilanna *starts drooling from the smell of blood*

[22:44:57] DMC : very awesome place to visit

[22:45:06] La6Muerte66 : There's still skin on my back. Keep swinging...

[22:45:10] MisfitChick423 : lol no prob LM

[22:45:18] xXPinkyXx : ~spits~ I think I just ate something not edible

[22:45:36] La6Muerte66 : One side makes you larger, while the other side makes you smaller...

[22:45:46] TheLivingDeadGirl : Ok I'm out of here need to write up a damn paper...see y'all later

[22:45:52] MisfitChick423 : *dips the cat o nine tails into some rubbing alcohol and swings at LM's back again*

[22:45:54] La6Muerte66 : laters!

[22:45:58] DMC : *hands pinky a glass of water* here to clear your thoat

[22:46:05] La6Muerte66 : Ahh, that stings nicely...

[22:46:18] DMC : throat*

[22:46:23] La6Muerte66 : Hang me upside down!

[22:46:39] Kilanna : *fill a shot glass with some of his blood and drinks it, then has shot of vodka*

[22:46:50] Kilanna : whoa head rush

[22:46:54] MisfitChick423 : *hangs LM upside down, and keeps swinging at his back, the skin starting to come off*

[22:47:07] La6Muerte66 : Mmm, just like that...

[22:47:21] La6Muerte66 : Kilanna, there's enough chemicals in my blood to keep you wired for days...

[22:47:58] MisfitChick423 : *keeps flaying LM, more skin coming off*

[22:48:23] La6Muerte66 : Make a mask from my freshly-peeled skin.

[22:48:24] Kilanna : lol, then u can be like gatorade haha

[22:48:38] La6Muerte66 : Yeah, but stronger.

[22:48:42] xXPinkyXx : thanks DMC

[22:48:43] La6Muerte66 : Like a Monster energy drink

[22:48:56] MisfitChick423 : times 100 right?

[22:49:01] La6Muerte66 : or so. lol

[22:49:01] SYSTEM : DarkWolfman has left the room.

[22:49:17] DarkWolfman : I never left you damn room

[22:49:33] La6Muerte66 : GAAHHH! More magic!

[22:49:36] MisfitChick423 : *makes a mask from LM's skin, and makes him wear it*

[22:49:42] DarkWolfman : muhahahaha

[22:49:47] La6Muerte66 : Sweet. I'm like Eg Gein

[22:50:01] La6Muerte66 : except it's MY skin

[22:50:14] MisfitChick423 : hahaha

[22:50:15] Kilanna : good think im not mad my family keeps me away from object even heavy ones, once i lifted a desk and threw it halfway across the room when was in hs

[22:50:23] Kilanna : thing*

[22:51:01] SYSTEM : TheLivingDeadGirl has left the room.

[22:51:20] Kilanna : got suspended but i was thinking VACATION

[22:51:42] MisfitChick423 : lol

[22:53:49] Kilanna : i didnt like hs, i got angry alot threw shit purposely missing the teacher

[22:54:09] La6Muerte66 : *Is sad because he's not being humiliated anymore...*

[22:54:57] MisfitChick423 : *pours rubbing alchohol over the raw wounds*

[22:55:00] PhlebotomyCatastrophe : quit being such a pansy LM lol

[22:55:01] SYSTEM : DarkWolfman has left the room.

[22:55:09] Kilanna : my bio teacher threatened me bc i didnt wanna cut into a frog, i threw scapple at her purposly miss her was stuck in the wall 2 inches from her head. got expelled then got GED

[22:55:48] La6Muerte66 : YES! Such a sweet burn!

[22:56:01] SYSTEM : DMC has left the room.

[22:56:48] MisfitChick423 : *sprinkles salt into the wounds*

[22:57:43] Kilanna : wanna use soap dish too there MC lol

[22:57:49] La6Muerte66 : Get me lemon juice, dammit!

[22:58:00] La6Muerte66 : and vinegar...

[22:58:17] DMC : ah I see

[22:58:28] DMC : half of my research is done haha

[22:58:40] SYSTEM : DarkWolfman has entered the room.

[22:58:53] Kilanna : pain slut are you lol

[22:59:15] La6Muerte66 : tee hee!

[22:59:35] DarkWolfman : Ima goin to bitch slap the damned Box

[22:59:50] DMC : wake up everyone lol

[22:59:53] Kilanna : get me wet towel lol

[23:00:21] Kilanna : no ur not DW

[23:00:35] DarkWolfman : why not??

[23:01:07] Kilanna : bc u need to give me a hug first lol

[23:01:35] DMC : in a wet towel of course

[23:01:43] DMC : to add a little spice to it

[23:01:43] DarkWolfman : ok *hugs* Kilanna

[23:01:44] DMC : lol

[23:01:47] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:02:07] Kilanna : naw i got other plans for the wet towel lol

[23:02:16] MisfitChick423 : goddamn my other window...

[23:02:37] DMC : lol "wet towel" thats a good one there'

[23:02:48] MisfitChick423 : *uses lemon juice and vinegar on LM's back*

[23:03:16] La6Muerte66 : Oops, need another towel...

[23:03:34] DarkWolfman : duct tapes the Box closed...now no one can leave...muhahahaha

[23:03:48] La6Muerte66 : DAMN!

[23:04:03] MisfitChick423 : *gives LM another flimsy towel*

[23:04:08] La6Muerte66 : MAGIC duct tape, I'd suppose...

[23:04:15] La6Muerte66 : Thanks MC.

[23:04:16] xXPinkyXx : ACK!

[23:04:18] DarkWolfman : yeppers

[23:04:23] MisfitChick423 : anytime LM

[23:04:25] La6Muerte66 : I swear this never happens. lol

[23:04:34] DMC : yea right

[23:04:37] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:04:55] MisfitChick423 : keeps dylans ego out. LM has enough ego for the both of them

[23:05:09] La6Muerte66 : Damn straight

[23:05:18] DMC : thats right

[23:05:22] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:05:34] DarkWolfman : damn crooked

[23:06:23] MisfitChick423 : indeed

[23:06:54] La6Muerte66 : Where are the hooks, MC?

[23:07:00] La6Muerte66 : I'm getting bored up here.

[23:07:17] MisfitChick423 : don't tempt me daniel

[23:08:17] Kilanna : funny DW, put left foot on then back puts it back out, shakes it all about, fo the hokey pokey turn urself around that what it all about

[23:08:23] La6Muerte66 : Becca, you KNOW you want to suspend me from the ceiling.

[23:08:37] La6Muerte66 : Those hooks look kinda rusty.

[23:08:42] La6Muerte66 : AWESOME

[23:09:19] MisfitChick423 : *heats up the hooks so they're RED HOT and then sticks the hooks into daniel, and suspends him*

[23:09:29] Kilanna : im sucha smartass lol

[23:09:47] La6Muerte66 : Make sure it's from the tendons in my shoulders and the Achilles tendons

[23:09:58] La6Muerte66 : They hold the weight nicely

[23:10:09] La6Muerte66 : don't want to have them snap

[23:10:16] La6Muerte66 : it'd ruin all the fun

[23:10:34] Kilanna : MC come near me with hooks u better be hoping u plan to go fishing lol

[23:10:37] MisfitChick423 : hun they are stuck into your collar bones, and your achllies

[23:10:51] MisfitChick423 : only for daniel kilanna lol

[23:11:00] La6Muerte66 : Guess that'll do.

[23:11:01] SYSTEM : DarkWolfman has left the room.

[23:11:37] La6Muerte66 : but if I'm suspended facing the floor, you could hang weights from my nipples...

[23:11:39] Kilanna : k im safe den lol

[23:11:50] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:11:59] MisfitChick423 : you tempter

[23:12:01] SYSTEM : DMC has left the room.

[23:12:20] MisfitChick423 : *hangs 100 lb weights from daniels nipples*

[23:12:28] Kilanna : give me a candle MC lol

[23:12:55] MisfitChick423 : *hands killana a candle*

[23:13:00] La6Muerte66 : *nipples tear*

[23:13:01] MisfitChick423 : *kilanna

[23:13:10] La6Muerte66 : aww, well at least you tried...

[23:13:19] MisfitChick423 : i did

[23:13:24] MisfitChick423 : bit too heavy

[23:13:31] La6Muerte66 : yeah.

[23:13:34] La6Muerte66 : maybe next time

[23:13:57] Kilanna : *lights the candle, holds it up to La's flesh, letting flame on his skin but moving it around*

[23:14:20] La6Muerte66 : Ooh! I can smell it cooking...

[23:14:31] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:15:19] Kilanna : ok arm getting tired *hands candle to MC*

[23:15:29] MisfitChick423 : he's a pain whore

[23:15:45] MisfitChick423 : would a blowtorch work better LM? *lights blow torch*

[23:16:18] Kilanna : lol

[23:16:26] La6Muerte66 : careful, we want me to survive...

[23:16:31] La6Muerte66 : ...though just barely is fine

[23:16:36] Kilanna : im aware he is but my arm got tired lol

[23:17:01] Kilanna : u die we just get a necromancer lol

[23:17:22] La6Muerte66 : lol. But that period of time that I'm dead, I can't feel the PAIN!

[23:17:44] La6Muerte66 : And no guarantee I will after I'm reanimated...

[23:17:57] Kilanna : oh it be continued when ur back lol

[23:18:31] SYSTEM : TwilightDreamer has entered the room.

[23:19:16] La6Muerte66 : But there's no guarantee that I'll feel it

[23:19:22] La6Muerte66 : just won't be the same...

[23:19:39] La6Muerte66 : Just take off a limb or something, that'll be fine

[23:19:40] MisfitChick423 : *uses the blowtorch to heat up the hooks*

[23:19:57] La6Muerte66 : and keep it away from my hair!

[23:20:14] MisfitChick423 : why?

[23:20:23] Kilanna : well one body part u wont lose lol

[23:20:23] La6Muerte66 : NO ONE touches my hair

[23:20:41] MisfitChick423 : *touches hair with my hand*

[23:20:53] La6Muerte66 : NOOOOO!!!!

[23:21:01] Kilanna : his hair lmfao

[23:21:04] La6Muerte66 : *tears hooks out, plummets to the floor,

[23:21:15] Kilanna : *braids his hair*

[23:21:15] xXPinkyXx : hahaha

[23:21:22] La6Muerte66 : takes blowtorch and turns it on you*

[23:21:30] MisfitChick423 : damn, i just touched it. didn't do anything to it

[23:21:36] La6Muerte66 : THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!!

[23:21:41] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:22:03] xXPinkyXx : Hey pssst LM...guess what I gots?

[23:22:21] Kilanna : ok La u seen my pro? fire dont do shit to me

[23:22:22] MisfitChick423 : *takes back blowtorch and burns off LM's body hair*

[23:22:52] Kilanna : LMFAO

[23:22:58] La6Muerte66 : Good, I hate body hair

[23:23:07] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:23:13] La6Muerte66 : Now I don't have to shave it for a while

[23:23:30] MisfitChick423 : did i REALLY want to know that...

[23:23:47] Kilanna : *sits down drinks bottle of vodka*

[23:24:01] SYSTEM : TwilightDreamer has left the room.

[23:24:08] La6Muerte66 : Yes you did

[23:24:17] xXPinkyXx : ~packs a bowl~ >>

[23:24:17] MisfitChick423 : *grabs a bottle of the Captain, and starts drinking it* i don't think i wanted to

[23:24:32] La6Muerte66 : though it's kinda obvious from my pictures...

[23:24:46] MisfitChick423 : yea

[23:24:48] La6Muerte66 : Pass that bowl, Pinky

[23:24:59] La6Muerte66 : quit being a bogart

[23:25:08] Kilanna : *flicks rubber bands at La*

[23:25:19] xXPinkyXx : Gladly LM ~takes a hit and passes~

[23:25:54] La6Muerte66 : *hits* Yum yum yum. Been a while

[23:26:06] xXPinkyXx : mhmm

[23:26:13] Kilanna : im so pissed at my nephew pinky, he broke my glass bowl, well least i still got a bong

[23:26:22] La6Muerte66 : *hits it again*

[23:26:23] xXPinkyXx : It's real sticky

[23:26:29] La6Muerte66 : *and again*

[23:26:35] La6Muerte66 : sorry, did you want any more?

[23:26:38] MisfitChick423 : *must be the only non pot smoker here*

[23:26:42] xXPinkyXx : awww

[23:26:43] La6Muerte66 : lol.

[23:26:52] La6Muerte66 : I think it's cashed

[23:27:01] xXPinkyXx : lol I got lots help yourself

[23:27:21] La6Muerte66 : Why did I hear that through my hands?

[23:27:39] La6Muerte66 : Is it... possible that my hands have... eardrums?

[23:27:51] La6Muerte66 : *Shh!* You guys hear that?

[23:27:59] La6Muerte66 : *giggle*

[23:28:04] MisfitChick423 : *sits in the non smoker corner*

[23:28:09] xXPinkyXx : lmao

[23:28:19] La6Muerte66 : *tosses candies at MC*

[23:28:26] Kilanna : that glass bowl i had cost 150 bucks, but after he gave me the money to get another one he tried to tell me he fount same bowl that cost only 100 bucks wanted 50 back im like look u lil shit that is what I PAID FOR ON IT u dont try to fool me

[23:28:41] La6Muerte66 : *takes them back* On second thought, I want to eat these*

[23:29:00] xXPinkyXx : lol

[23:29:13] MisfitChick423 : go ahead LM

[23:29:49] La6Muerte66 : Mmmm, they taste like pure happiness...

[23:30:04] Kilanna : can u believe my nephew tried that it like id ont care what it priced somewhere else that is what i paid for and it is irrelevent

[23:30:12] xXPinkyXx : lmao dork

[23:30:17] La6Muerte66 : Anyone want McDonald's? I'm dying for like 20 cheesburgers right now

[23:30:42] xXPinkyXx : ugh no thanks just ate

[23:30:50] MisfitChick423 : *gives LM 20 cheeseburgers*

[23:30:52] Kilanna : i wanna mchiken lol

[23:31:08] La6Muerte66 : Anyone else?

[23:31:12] La6Muerte66 : Going once....

[23:31:15] La6Muerte66 : twice....

[23:31:19] La6Muerte66 : too late

[23:31:27] La6Muerte66 : McChicken it is

[23:31:31] La6Muerte66 : and a milkshake

[23:31:37] La6Muerte66 : ...and some fries

[23:31:38] Kilanna : pinky am i right though on that fact?

[23:31:50] La6Muerte66 : ...and a soft pretzel

[23:32:13] La6Muerte66 : ...and 2 pies

[23:32:24] xXPinkyXx : I had the southwestern crispy chicken and a filet o fish today

[23:32:25] MisfitChick423 : LOL

[23:32:26] La6Muerte66 : ...and 2o nuggets

[23:32:32] xXPinkyXx : And yes Kilanna

[23:32:41] La6Muerte66 : 20*

[23:32:43] La6Muerte66 : I swear that's it

[23:32:49] Kilanna : i just want my mchicken lol

[23:32:57] MisfitChick423 : i work for arby's lol

[23:33:00] La6Muerte66 : here ya go

[23:33:15] La6Muerte66 : Hey, anyone know what I did with all my money?

[23:33:20] La6Muerte66 : I can't remember...

[23:33:47] xXPinkyXx : I walked through the drive thru a few months ago with my friend. It was so funny

[23:33:54] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:34:00] MisfitChick423 : i dunno LM

[23:34:12] La6Muerte66 : I drove a homeless guy through the drivethrough once, because they wouldn't serve him otherwise

[23:34:21] xXPinkyXx : and they served us too

[23:34:22] La6Muerte66 : he gave me some vodka

[23:34:24] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:34:34] Kilanna : *eats the mcChicken then looks at mc, i want curly fries regular roaste beef with nothing on it and cheese sticks lol

[23:35:18] MisfitChick423 : that will be around 8 bucks...

[23:35:41] La6Muerte66 : Gimme some of those raspberry-filled dessert thingies

[23:36:01] MisfitChick423 : we don't have raspberry....aplle cherry or chocolate lol

[23:36:16] La6Muerte66 : hmm... cherry will do

[23:36:17] Kilanna : so not gonna burn a hole in my bank lol

[23:36:24] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:37:11] Kilanna : gimme my arbies woman or it hot wax for u lmao

[23:37:22] MisfitChick423 : beleive me, use the coupons lol

[23:37:38] MisfitChick423 : you come out here kilanna, and i will get you arby's

[23:37:48] xXPinkyXx : tee hee

[23:37:53] Kilanna : lol

[23:38:13] Kilanna : where u live lol

[23:38:18] MisfitChick423 : WA

[23:38:29] La6Muerte66 : HAHA, now I know where you live!

[23:38:31] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:39:10] MisfitChick423 : read my profile lol.

[23:39:18] Kilanna : um ok i suck on that what abbrivation is that lol

[23:39:28] MisfitChick423 : Washington state

[23:40:00] Kilanna : kinda far for me

[23:40:04] La6Muerte66 : Nah, It's Wyoming, I swear!

[23:40:11] MisfitChick423 : haha LM

[23:40:45] La6Muerte66 : And Wisconsin

[23:40:45] Kilanna : shut up pain whore lol

[23:40:57] La6Muerte66 : they share it

[23:41:20] Kilanna : or i give u an afro lol

[23:41:21] La6Muerte66 : lol. I'd say stop insulting me, but hey...

[23:41:26] La6Muerte66 : it's hot

[23:42:08] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:42:16] Kilanna : insulting u? not if u are that not insulting just when i am called a bitch i dont find it insulting

[23:42:34] xXPinkyXx : I think I need to go have a smoke...then back to my bong lol

[23:42:43] La6Muerte66 : Aww, don't ruin my fun!

[23:42:58] La6Muerte66 : I'm being insulted. Admit it!

[23:43:12] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:43:13] La6Muerte66 : I FUCKING LOVE IT

[23:43:15] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:43:16] Kilanna : could call me cunt i wouldnt care since i have one lol ill call ya a dork

[23:43:29] Kilanna : dork aka whales penis lol

[23:43:51] La6Muerte66 : From a blue whale? I'm 14 feet long!

[23:44:04] MisfitChick423 : lol

[23:44:05] Kilanna : u wish

[23:44:22] xXPinkyXx : lol omg and I called you a dork XD

[23:44:22] La6Muerte66 : or 12 feet... I don't remember. Something absurd...

[23:44:46] Kilanna : lol

[23:45:00] xXPinkyXx : ~giggles~

Here's yet another who claims to be an immortal vampire...
02:17 Nov 11 2008
Times Read: 1,179

Member Name: Euresken

Status: Phantom (8)

Rank: Regular Member

Affiliation: Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho (Coven)

Account Type: Regular Member

Gender: Male

Birthdate: august tenth, 666AD

Location: japan



Well I'm about 6'3" skinny, dark brown hair.Anyone from Versailles Kentucky I'd love to hear from you. Being as this is where I currently reside. As you may read above I was created a vampire in 666AD this was at the passing of my 18 birthday(so I'll never be able to LEGALLY buy alcohol). This has kept me looking young for the past1341 years.





I do not remember any thing that had happened those 18 years before my transformation, but I do know I had no family and was living on the streets.



My creator, who went by the name of Euronymous, was a very great and noble man he took me in and gave me shelter and sustinence. he also for fun would often gather many vixens to have thier way with me just to see how I would handle the situation. I acctually got to be quite good at this. But I digress, euronomus was indeed very old although he didn't look any older than 25, he had told me once that he was infact created in1221BC, which made him 1887 years old at that time. I recently spoke with him, some of you may know him, he is currently 3228 years of age.



Seriously, when is this SHIT going to end? Who still believes these people??? First of all, he didn't even spell the name of his supposed 'creator' the same way twice. Secondly, Euronymous is a name from a Hellhammer song, and the Satanic Bible. It's a misspelling of Eurynomos, a demon from Greek mythology. It's not a real name.



And you'd think that someone who's supposedly been around for over 1300 years would be able to write properly! Fuck, it's not that hard for me, and I make no claim to be older than 21. Misspellings, shitty grammar, and poor continuity. Grow up, and accept life as it is. You're not immortal, nor were you born before 1990, if indeed you're 18 and born in August. Failure on all counts, you're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

People aren't even getting to the first line of my profile anymore!
22:03 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,210

On 21:43:01 Nov 08 2008 (-0 GMT) playboybunny92 wrote:



You've been bitten by playboybunny92!



On 21:44:08 Nov 08 2008 (-0 GMT) La6Muerte66 wrote:



Did you read my profile?



On 21:45:38 Nov 08 2008 (-0 GMT) playboybunny92 wrote:



i can not read red very good i am going blind srry



On 21:48:24 Nov 08 2008 (-0 GMT) La6Muerte66 wrote:



I find that hard to believe (especially since you can apparently read my messages). Go check the first line of my profile before you reply.



On 21:49:29 Nov 08 2008 (-0 GMT) playboybunny92 wrote:



well i am srry god







Well the fact that you didn't read it implies that you just looked at my picture and hit the 'bite' button. That course of action is exactly the reason I hate biting in the first place. Read a person's profile next time.



Oh, and thank you, but you don't have to call me 'god'. *blocked*

This is the worst ad for Woome.com I've ever seen
21:56 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,214












She's also into standing on the street corner and propositioning strangers. Seriously. 'Kristy' looks like an underage prostitute. Who, exactly, is Woome.com targeting with this message? I'm sure there are pedophiles creaming themselves every time this advertisement pops up.

Title.
21:34 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,224


No offense, Bones. This just made me giggle.



" I have no idea why Dominars don't clean this shit up. Their guidelines (for the Dominar position) must be really fucked!"

Examples of pointless statements.
21:15 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,235


There are discussions in the forum because people are supposed to learn from them, or at the very least, discuss a topic. It's answers like these that irritate me:



"Demonic Possession is very real and is some thing not to be messed with or made fun of"



There is no room for discussion here. Merely stating something as fact is the most pointless shit I've ever seen.



"The line between reality and fantacy doesn't exist no more for those possesed by demons. Yes, demons exist and for many who are not prepare to confront them, the result can be a trip to the psycho ward."



First off, it's 'fantasy' and 'possessed'. Buy a dictionary. Secondly, your grammar use makes you seem like either a hick or a ghetto douche. Neither of the above have valid opinions. Ever.



"Wow I am learning a lot from this."



Didn't the admins used to delete posts like these? What's the purpose of telling people in a discussion that you're learning from the topic? Pretty much EVERYONE is learning something from it.



These next few are from the 'Vampyric Community' thread. Seems like some people are just incapable of reading the first actual post, keeping to the topic, or are just fucking stupid.



"I just live the lifestyle of a vampire. I do however love the taste of blood & have a special friend that we share blood together with. I can also get physic energy."



"I am in the vampire community, i was awakened 1 month ago through the help of Lord Ryu. My thirst is now controlled easier through the teachings of Lord Ryu... and I live by the Black Veil religiously."



"I'm real vampire belong to the house of Noctem Aeternus and proud to be that especialy with a family as that you creat lord ryu





the pleasure that I got when I join the house nobody can give it to me thanks you all the member of the house never I can give a brothers and sisters as you" (Same user, two different posts)



"Azuredark, I know there are varied takes on the subject. I want to pursue this one for now."



Well that's too fucking bad, because your 'subject' wasn't even relevant to the original topic. Quit wasting everyone else's time with your pointless needs. If you want to discuss something, start a new thread. Don't attempt to hijack another one just because you feel your question is more important than the topic at hand.



Now on to the 'Orb Photos' thread. The picture presented in the first post is subsequently explained IN THE FIRST POST as being dust, and NOT orbs. This is what some people had to say:



"its outside, problem solved, its dirt."



"To me it just looks like rain or dust/dirt on the lense, but I am no expert in things like this.

Will be interesting to see what comes of this."



"I think that they're orbs"



And then there were these 3 posts in a row from the same person, each one more irrelevant than the last:



"Please Please gentleman, this is a unique opportunity to discuss about and learn all that our universe has to offer with that ever asking question. What is out there, How can I contact it. HOW do we make friends!?



Please I wold have to ask you not to waste time in childish banter. Take this priceless opportunity with serious approach. There is so much to learn out of this example, so much to discover.



Just think on the possibilities!"



And his next ones...



"Dammnit people!



Be serious!



Get serious!



Eat healthy foods!"



By now, I can't even tell what the fuck he's on about, and he wasted 5 posts telling us the same irrelevant shit about how people are wasting time!

I don't believe this person.
20:16 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,238

"i stand about 5'3'' and half, and about 205.5 lb.s but i don't look like it at all."



Copied from the profile of Kerensa. I don't care what you claim. At 5'3" and 205lbs, unless you're loaded with steroids, the vast majority of the weight is fat. Face it, you look like all of the 205.

This is a good one too...
03:55 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,249


Seriously, there are too many things I want to say in the forum, but can't.



EternalyYours5906



Dreams and Pain #2



Posted: 22:40:24 - Nov 07 2008

Times viewed: 2



Well yes I have. My dream was I got attacked in an alley by a vampire and he pinned me up against the brick wall behind us. He had me by the throat nearly lifting me. His claws were digging in me then I tried screaming and he threw me on the ground like I was a rag doll. Then he sliced my my leg on the bottom then he went in to bite me. I screamed in agony and he pretty much bitc* slapped me and his claws got my face. That moring I woke up with a bite mark on my neck and a cut on my leg and nail marks on my neck and I had dried blood on my face with four scrape marks. And for those of you who are like well I can't explain the bite but you probably scratched yourself in the middle of the night no.... I had cut all my nails and filed them right down to the nub because I had to where I worked so someone else please give me another explination.



Easy. You made the whole thing up. You're a fat shit and fantasize about vampires, and I'd bet you're also obsessed with them. You saw an opportunity to draw attention to something other than your fat, while also trying to appear witty and intelligent. You've failed. I don't care how strong power of suggestion is. It doesn't cause physical cuts to appear for absolutely no reason. Unless you were attacked by an animal in your sleep, there's no way those marks just appeared. And since 'bite-yer-neck', immortal vampires don't exist, it's safe to assume you weren't bit or attacked by one.

Because I will not type this in the forum...
03:45 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 1,250


There is a thread in the Sandbox titled, 'BBW *Big Beautiful Women*'. This is the response I shall not post in the forum:





There is no such thing as a big, beautiful woman.

Seriously, how the fuck did two of the newest profiles on the site already get permanently suspended???
03:25 Nov 07 2008
Times Read: 1,278

Someone please explain this to me.

This is the kind of conversations that go on in the chat room...
06:03 Nov 06 2008
Times Read: 1,284

[23:12:24] SYSTEM : La6Muerte66 has entered the room.

[23:15:19] SYSTEM : xXPinkyXx has entered the room.

[23:15:50] La6Muerte66 : Well hello tharr.

[23:16:07] xXPinkyXx : I'm invisible you can't see me. >>

[23:16:15] La6Muerte66 : Yes I can

[23:16:18] La6Muerte66 : so there

[23:16:24] xXPinkyXx : nope.

[23:16:28] xXPinkyXx : it's all in your head

[23:16:47] La6Muerte66 : In about a minute I shall prove it

[23:16:49] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:16:55] xXPinkyXx : >>

[23:17:08] xXPinkyXx : How so?

[23:19:21] La6Muerte66 : via private message.

[23:20:19] xXPinkyXx : ~twiddles thumbs and whistles~

[23:20:21] La6Muerte66 : Because I am kickass like that

[23:20:27] xXPinkyXx : ahhhhhh

[23:20:28] La6Muerte66 : not much longer...

[23:20:29] xXPinkyXx : ok

[23:21:02] xXPinkyXx : are you taking a screen pic to prove I am visible? lol

[23:21:51] La6Muerte66 : There I sent it

[23:21:54] La6Muerte66 : and yes I did

[23:21:56] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:21:58] xXPinkyXx : lol

[23:22:05] xXPinkyXx : I am a mind reader OoooOOoooo

[23:22:18] La6Muerte66 : only a few ways it could have been done

[23:22:19] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:22:30] xXPinkyXx : I'm pretending to be invisible silly =P

[23:23:58] SYSTEM : Cheetahcry has entered the room.

[23:24:35] La6Muerte66 : Too bad

[23:24:42] La6Muerte66 : I proved your visibility

[23:25:03] xXPinkyXx : ~puts on invisibility cloak~

[23:25:22] La6Muerte66 : Nope. Don't believe you

[23:25:55] La6Muerte66 : I have that magical eye from the 4th Harry Potter book

[23:26:01] La6Muerte66 : I can see ANYTHING!

[23:26:19] La6Muerte66 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[23:26:47] xXPinkyXx : Well as long as it's only you. =P

[23:26:57] SYSTEM : MBK has entered the room.

[23:27:02] La6Muerte66 : Um... and I'm sharing it with EVERYONE!

[23:27:07] La6Muerte66 : just because!

[23:27:22] La6Muerte66 : Dylan, you've missed my entrance into the discussion on our egos

[23:27:24] La6Muerte66 : on GG

[23:27:37] Treacle : i'm getting my friend on here :D

[23:27:52] MBK : Damnedable. I miss everything

[23:28:00] La6Muerte66 : Well then go look

[23:28:04] La6Muerte66 : and reply

[23:28:09] La6Muerte66 : it's boring over there again

[23:28:29] SYSTEM : EmeraldPhoenix has entered the room.

[23:29:02] MBK : I left a comment of my own lol.

[23:29:09] MBK : Message .. Post ... whatever.

[23:29:18] La6Muerte66 : you somehow fucked up the server

[23:29:19] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:29:23] La6Muerte66 : it won't load now

[23:29:33] La6Muerte66 : because I said so

[23:29:34] MBK : I fuck up a lot of things, lol. ;]

[23:29:51] La6Muerte66 : Seriously, it won't load now.

[23:29:51] MBK : Hell, my ego is bigger then yours is why! LOL

[23:30:01] SYSTEM : Cheetahcry has left the room.

[23:30:21] La6Muerte66 : Nah, the server is sensitive to puny egos, and it sensed yours and crashed

[23:30:25] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:30:43] MBK : Ahhh, whatever! ;P

[23:31:24] La6Muerte66 : Hah, it loaded

[23:31:30] La6Muerte66 : because my massive ego said to.

[23:32:13] MBK : You wish, you megalomaniacal ... person ... you ... ;P

[23:32:52] La6Muerte66 : I replied

[23:33:00] La6Muerte66 : it's more creative than your reply.

[23:33:01] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:33:45] MBK : Creativity was never my forte. ;P

[23:34:52] La6Muerte66 : nor mine. Except in music

[23:35:24] La6Muerte66 : and reasoning

[23:35:40] MBK : I'm creative in douchebaggery.

[23:35:50] La6Muerte66 : Good thing to be creative in

[23:35:59] La6Muerte66 : there aren't enough creative douchebags

[23:36:13] La6Muerte66 : mostly just boring old uniform douchebags

[23:36:17] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:36:33] MBK : Fail trolls they are.

[23:37:16] MBK : Seriously, boring douchebags are just bad trolls.

[23:37:38] La6Muerte66 : Yeah

[23:37:57] La6Muerte66 : but they make for good rant fodder sometimes

[23:38:01] SYSTEM : EmeraldPhoenix has left the room.

[23:38:16] La6Muerte66 : especially the less intellectual ones

[23:38:46] MBK : Sometimes they ruin the experience by trying to be smart with intolerable stubborness.

[23:41:11] La6Muerte66 : but then it's even more amusing because I get pages and pages of stupidity to immortalize

[23:41:58] MBK : Sometimes. Unless it turns into 'Stfu luzer; i rite ur rong'. Or something obnoxious

[23:42:27] La6Muerte66 : It gets boring after a while, but at first it can be quite the laugh.

[23:42:38] La6Muerte66 : And I'm playing even less fairly on GG

[23:42:52] MBK : Yeah. After that it would be better to watch paint dry

[23:43:04] TwilightDreamer : Ello all

[23:43:18] MBK : Hi there, TD

[23:43:34] MBK : You never play fair on GG, LM =P

[23:43:36] TwilightDreamer : Hey Dylan

[23:44:30] MBK : How are you?

[23:44:57] La6Muerte66 : Of course I don't. Playing fair would be an insult to my intellect!

[23:45:00] TwilightDreamer : Sleepy as hell.You?

[23:45:01] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:45:10] La6Muerte66 : and consequently, my ego

[23:45:34] TwilightDreamer : Welcome back to the rave LM!Left you a comment and not a stamp.

[23:45:51] MBK : Ahh, excuses, excuses.

[23:45:58] MBK : I'm bored, TD lol.

[23:46:01] SYSTEM : Treacle has left the room.

[23:46:21] MBK : And LM, to your comment, I am indeed a 7'0'', 80lb kitty cat aged 100 years.

[23:46:36] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:46:39] La6Muerte66 : Sweeeeet

[23:46:51] La6Muerte66 : Do you have any siblings I can sell on the black market?

[23:46:59] MBK : Or as my comment in return on GG .... ;]

[23:47:03] La6Muerte66 : I hear there's quite a demand for your kind

[23:47:11] MBK : I'm afraid not. Long cat is long after all.

[23:47:57] TwilightDreamer : Who isn't bored Dylan?I've been fighting my sleepiness since i got home from work.I fell asleep for about an hour earlier.Headache was a massive one

[23:48:17] MBK : I'm tired and its not even 11 lol. I fail.

[23:48:44] TwilightDreamer : it's almost midnight here...Yet I don't even seem to care.

[23:49:26] La6Muerte66 : Damn, I was hoping to make a little side cash

[23:49:33] La6Muerte66 : and you're beaten again in the forum

[23:49:34] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:50:36] MBK : I just pwned you. ;]

[23:50:40] MBK : lol

[23:51:21] MBK : Pwned twice!

[23:52:09] La6Muerte66 : pwned in return!

[23:53:32] La6Muerte66 : twice

[23:53:37] MBK : Regardless .. I win with my big, fat ... yeah ... remark.

[23:54:30] La6Muerte66 : Except I used my logic to nullify your remark. lol

[23:54:45] La6Muerte66 : it is m00t

[23:55:02] SYSTEM : DeathsEmbrace has left the room.

[23:55:14] MBK : I used illogic to defy your logic.

[23:57:51] La6Muerte66 : and I once again used logic to push your argument back into the corner where it belongs

[23:57:52] La6Muerte66 : lol

[23:58:56] MBK : Your logic is evil. ;P

[00:00:17] MBK : And for the love of hell, only Elphus has replied to my 'I have an important annoucement' thread -.-

[00:00:32] La6Muerte66 : My logic is god-like

[00:00:59] La6Muerte66 : And it's only god-LIKE, because gods can only come close to my logic

[00:01:15] La6Muerte66 : and that's the only comparison your puny mind (and ego) can understand

[00:01:17] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:01:24] MBK : Maybe gods in an insane asylum .. ;]

[00:04:09] La6Muerte66 : if so, they have the best damn logic in said asylum

[00:04:25] La6Muerte66 : and the surrounding....world

[00:04:37] MBK : Well .. since they are obviously insane .. ;P

[00:05:19] La6Muerte66 : genius is a fine line away from insanity. gods and I are on opposite sides of said line

[00:05:31] La6Muerte66 : I'm teetering on the edge

[00:05:47] MBK : You're in the 'in zone' of insanity. ;P

[00:05:49] La6Muerte66 : and since you already stated that gods are insane...

[00:05:59] La6Muerte66 : HA! beat you before you spoke

[00:06:07] La6Muerte66 : er... typed

[00:06:17] MBK : Bastid ... Haha.

[00:07:22] MBK : You may yet beat me with words ... but eventually I'll learn vocabulary beyond that of ... Hell if I know. I'll just throw big words around in an attempt to confuse.

[00:08:47] La6Muerte66 : Until I subsequently point out the misuse of those words,

[00:09:01] La6Muerte66 : and then demonstrate the proper use of them

[00:09:07] La6Muerte66 : tee hee!

[00:09:30] MBK : Like I said, proper use is over rated =P

[00:10:49] La6Muerte66 : Until someone versed in their proper usage comes along.

[00:10:59] La6Muerte66 : Then it just makes me appear even smarter.

[00:11:08] MBK : I'll speak in pig latin then =P

[00:11:20] La6Muerte66 : Then I'll speak in gibberish

[00:11:49] La6Muerte66 : you have NO IDEA how long it took to be able to speak gibberish

[00:12:00] MBK : I'll learn Klingon ;P

[00:13:04] Nista : You should speak in nothing but 70's porno dialogue, Dylan.

[00:13:22] MBK : ... I will learn this mysterious language of 70's porn.

[00:13:38] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:13:46] Nista : *hero worships*

[00:13:58] La6Muerte66 : And if you learn Klingon, I will only call you Frylock from then on.

[00:14:04] MBK : I'll even say the 'bow wow chica bow wow'

[00:14:33] La6Muerte66 : your remark from earlier will be applicable!

[00:15:05] MBK : Ya' know, three convos is really getting rather confusing. ;P

[00:15:40] La6Muerte66 : come on, multitask!

[00:16:11] MBK : I've never been good at multitasking -.-

[00:16:34] La6Muerte66 : Then you concede defeat once again!

[00:16:50] MBK : Never!

[00:16:54] La6Muerte66 : or twice, depending on how many convos you give up on!

[00:17:35] MBK : If I carry on being tired it might be all three. lol

[00:17:50] SYSTEM : Violenta has entered the room.

[00:18:42] La6Muerte66 : Then I shall be the victor thrice!

[00:19:01] La6Muerte66 : and your ego shall implode.

[00:19:11] MBK : For now. Til I step on your feet and run away with your victories.

[00:20:36] La6Muerte66 : Except my boots are steel-toed

[00:20:41] La6Muerte66 : FAIL

[00:20:54] MBK : I'll get a horse then. Your toes will be fucked ;P

[00:20:59] MBK : Epic fail

[00:23:01] La6Muerte66 : Good luck getting a horse to step on my toes while I'm on my proverbial 'high horse'. lol

[00:23:18] MBK : It's a big horse ;P

[00:25:15] La6Muerte66 : not big enough

[00:25:21] La6Muerte66 : remember the size of my ego

[00:25:24] La6Muerte66 : INFINITE

[00:25:36] MBK : So really small then?

[00:27:01] SYSTEM : Violenta has left the room.

[00:27:01] SYSTEM : DeathsEmbrace has left the room.

[00:27:44] La6Muerte66 : As I already proved using quantum mechanics, infinite in both directions

[00:28:01] La6Muerte66 : ALL-ENCOMPASSING!!!

[00:28:30] MBK : Lies and slander. You forget, you're the megalomaniac. I'm the egomaniac.

[00:29:37] La6Muerte66 : they're one and the same. megalomaniac is just a whole new level of egocentrism

[00:30:01] La6Muerte66 : you think you're the best, I want statues of gold erected in my likeness

[00:30:29] MBK : Whatever. I at least have this over you ... I look better in a dress then you; I have a figure. LMAO jk jk

[00:30:51] Violenta : This is perhaps the most erudite pissing contest I have ever beheld.

[00:31:49] La6Muerte66 : As do I, and unlike you (I'm sure), I've actually worn one and know I look good.

[00:31:55] La6Muerte66 : Damn my lack of hips though...

[00:32:04] MBK : Pissing contest? Oh no, no, no. Simple jest.

[00:32:15] La6Muerte66 : exercise in wit is all

[00:32:23] MBK : That's what you get you skinny sumbish. Hahaha

[00:32:23] Violenta : I know :)

[00:32:32] Violenta : It was a compliment

[00:32:49] La6Muerte66 : I'm a size 3 in womens, but my hips still don't fill it out

[00:32:56] La6Muerte66 : but any thinner and my legs don't fit

[00:33:00] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:33:06] Violenta : you need a bustle

[00:33:18] MBK : You make me feel fat. ;P

[00:33:34] La6Muerte66 : 6'2" and 135lbs

[00:33:48] La6Muerte66 : I weigh less than my high-school-age sisters

[00:34:12] MBK : Damned ... 6'1''ish and 200 somethin'.

[00:34:15] La6Muerte66 : I make most people feel fat

[00:34:16] Violenta : Or you could corset down a size in waist...that would give you morof a girlish figure

[00:34:17] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:34:32] La6Muerte66 : Ooh, good thinking

[00:34:41] La6Muerte66 : Corset and skirt it is!

[00:34:48] Violenta : you'd be a lovely wasp-waisted waif

[00:34:52] La6Muerte66 : it'll go great with my stockings and boots

[00:35:01] MBK : Pics or it didn't happen, LM ;]

[00:35:10] Violenta : MBK is rigt

[00:35:15] Violenta : right, too

[00:35:16] La6Muerte66 : Oh there'll be pics all right

[00:35:28] La6Muerte66 : Someone remind me when I have the money to do it.

[00:35:43] MBK : Rest assured I will. I need a new GG sig.

[00:35:45] Violenta : you can rent them at Ren Fests

[00:35:55] La6Muerte66 : Or not, since I planned on doing it anyway

[00:36:06] La6Muerte66 : I need to find a skirt that looks right though.

[00:36:21] La6Muerte66 : knee-length, black leather with chains

[00:36:41] MBK : Considering how skinny you are ... I'd try the kids section at K-mart. LOL

[00:36:45] La6Muerte66 : er... just shy of the knees

[00:37:16] La6Muerte66 : fat chance. lol. K-mart doesn't sell leather skirts

[00:37:26] La6Muerte66 : or proper corsets, for that matter

[00:37:39] MBK : Fair point. =P

[00:38:08] Violenta : Oh, you are thin...just peeked.

[00:39:13] Violenta : Long legs...you should capitalize on them...are they nice?

[00:39:16] La6Muerte66 : Indeed I am

[00:39:34] La6Muerte66 : Meh, they could be 'smoother'

[00:39:47] La6Muerte66 : but stockings and the right boots cover that up

[00:39:56] La6Muerte66 : I have large knees,

[00:39:57] Violenta : well, we could work with that...opaque hose

[00:40:03] Violenta : yes :)

[00:40:05] La6Muerte66 : and large joints all-around

[00:40:33] SYSTEM : MysticalChild has entered the room.

[00:40:34] Violenta : you'd be a fun life-sized Barbie

[00:40:42] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:40:51] Violenta : We should sell you to girls for Christmas

[00:41:08] La6Muerte66 : Oddly enough, horizontal stripes hide the knees rather well

[00:41:16] Violenta : they'd burn their bratz

[00:41:23] La6Muerte66 : when it's vertical stripes that give a slimming effect

[00:41:39] La6Muerte66 : Ha! No one could afford me.

[00:42:08] Violenta : Are you kidding? this is THE generation of kids buying what they can't afford

[00:42:20] Violenta : One kid gets you, they'd all HAVE to have you

[00:42:30] Violenta : We could make them stand in lines

[00:42:35] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:42:38] Violenta : and then run out of you at the last minute

[00:42:43] La6Muerte66 : Rent me out days

[00:42:55] La6Muerte66 : we'll be rich!

[00:43:01] Violenta : absolutely

[00:43:01] SYSTEM : MBK has left the room.

[00:43:11] Violenta : and then we MERCHANDIZE!

[00:43:17] MBK : Alright, LM, you self centered son-of-a-bitch ... I admit .. you win today's battle. Rest assured, I will win eventually.

[00:43:21] MBK : Night ya'll.

[00:43:35] Violenta : LaMuerte panties and ipod covers

[00:43:42] Violenta : night, MBK

[00:43:42] MBK : Battles even.

[00:44:06] La6Muerte66 : lol

[00:44:32] xXPinkyXx : Night MBK

[00:44:33] La6Muerte66 : 'night

[00:44:48] MBK : Night Pinky and Violenta ;]

[00:44:50] La6Muerte66 : My face will be on asses nationwide!

[00:44:57] xXPinkyXx : ^^

[00:45:05] xXPinkyXx : o.O

[00:45:19] Violenta : That's the way to think...screw lunchboxes

[00:45:43] xXPinkyXx : This is the kind of convo you stumble into and go, wtf?

[00:45:47] Violenta : Victoria's NEW Secret...the LaMuerte line

[00:45:54] La6Muerte66 : Blah, lunchboxes are soooo last week

[00:46:01] SYSTEM : MysticalChild has left the room.

[00:46:11] Violenta : damn right...who are you, SpongeBob? Hell No!

[00:46:15] La6Muerte66 : Haha! Tested by the man himself

[00:46:29] La6Muerte66 : tried by LaMuerte, made for you!

[00:46:37] La6Muerte66 : lmao

[00:46:51] xXPinkyXx : ~goes back to being invisible~ >>

[00:47:07] Violenta : although, I think we could win the boys and young lesbians over with the action figure line

[00:47:56] La6Muerte66 : Yeah, but could you make an action figure properly depicting my glory?

[00:48:08] La6Muerte66 : Plastic just doesn't radiate like I do

[00:48:10] La6Muerte66 : LOL

[00:48:11] Violenta : All the HAnnah Montana toys would be shipped to Dollar General

[00:48:42] Violenta : Remember, it's about the money, baby. Don't get ARTIST and pissy with me now!

[00:48:50] Violenta : Look what I've done for you

[00:50:01] SYSTEM : MBK has left the room.

[00:50:20] La6Muerte66 : Show me a marketing plan and we have a deal. I want 60% of all sales.

[00:50:40] Violenta : That's my star.

None of you have any clue what this means.
04:46 Nov 06 2008
Times Read: 1,291

But I used it and it shall be in here now.

Cool it, Spartacus.
14:50 Nov 05 2008
Times Read: 1,303


For those who've already seen the forum topic about vampyres and the lifestyle, it's been moderated, edited, and warned a number of times. Just when I thought the pointless jabs were over, this fellow posts his bullshit:





badassvamp



I see way to many fakes and wanbes on here if you are not a vampire or do not beleive in us why are you here you bring out my born instinct to rip out your throat and feed on yout warm blood and you so called energy vamps who be you we are the masters of energy and if you ever came up against one of us you would see as you could do nothing as we feed on you lf we liked you maybe you will live if not you will die and end up missing and all of you caring about blood types and safe blood drinking I dont know what you are. your blood type or blood disorder matters not to me if your human and alive and with fear that taste so much better you are for our feeding even if you dont think so or beleive in us o-well deal with it were here to stay out in the open (and yes we do use computers and have profiles where we mite meet others as we are) or in the shadows know this we will and must feed!



If someone wants me to pick it apart, let me know. For the moment, I just woke up, and I'm too tired to write creatively, so I'm merely immortalizing this gem.

I know where there is alien life in our universe!
01:38 Nov 05 2008
Times Read: 1,332

So this was upsetting news to me...
15:32 Nov 02 2008
Times Read: 1,347

Apparently the right-wing fundamentalist wackos are running entire US military bases. People are actually being evangelized IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION. Here's the article in its original form:



What, you thought I'd post the text? Click the damn link!

This... is how much of an ass I can be.
13:56 Nov 02 2008
Times Read: 1,352


Following a compliment, my thanks, and a 'you're welcome' (she used the wrong form of you're in the actual message), I deleted the message and hoped to end the conversation. I then get:



can i add you?



To which I replied:



Why? I don't believe we ever mutually agreed (or even indicated in the slightest bit) that we were friends. What exactly would be your purpose to add me? I didn't even respond to your last message because I didn't want to talk to you.



Btw, I'm an asshole.



And then I blocked her. thelostgirl09, your profile disgusts me, and the sparkletag you have that says "skinny girls are for wimps" disgusts me even more. You've been blocked, and I want nothing to do with you or your ideals.

Shitty quotes for November 1st!
05:41 Nov 01 2008
Times Read: 1,314


Well, it's a new month, and I feel like exposing some more shitty quotes!





6suicide6doll6



"im that grl your mother warned you about...."



Umm... my mother never warned me about any geophysical research letters, but alrighty...



shapend999



"cant die if u never lived"



Really? I mean... Seriously? Come on, what's with these 'state the most brutally obvious facts of life as if they're deep' trend? And what the fuck is up with your username? Are you trying to spell 'shapened', which isn't a word, or did you grossly misspell 'sharpened'?



kiki021



"thin is me kiara hola at me"



And then there's always the ones that speak for themselves...



sailerboy



"it not get there it how u get there"



Two in a row! By the way, my first thought was that this guy spoke English as a second language, but upon further inspection, he appears to just be a stupid American.



ViolentJay



"Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch! Run your ass back to Dr. Dre and open your BUTT!! Little goofy ass boy get FUCKED!!"



I don't know what it is about juggalos that makes them so fucking stupid, but here's another prime example...







Well as usual, only a few quotes and my patience has run out. I'll find more as soon as I find that I give a shit again.

This is my first entry for November...
05:13 Nov 01 2008
Times Read: 1,315

... and doesn't it kick major ass? I think so.