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I've been typing with one hand for like 45 minutes because I'm lazy.





Oh, and um.... Fuck the angsty teen newbies who try to act tough and impress everybody with their talk. Reminder, dipshit: YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! (Note: one "c" in the above paragraph was typed with my left hand, before I decided it wasn't worth the effort to pick up my left elbow to type.)

Just kidding. Though I've always wondered what it would be like...



New members make me think of them sometimes. Weird stuff...

Consider yourself lucky I forgot to block you and forgot your fucking username you steaming heap of rotting human waste. You disgust me. Roll into a ditch and die, you little maggot-fucker. Feel the harsh reality when the 18-wheeler careens through your patio door and pins you to the refrigerator, you pestilent worm. Yada yada.....

Quote: the realionship that feel the best are the ones that will feel the worst when they end



Awwww, did you figure that one out all by yourself?

Quote: those things that don't kill you,make you stronger!



Quadriplegia doesn't kill you, yet it causes your muscles to atrophy because they aren't being used. Cancer survivors are permanently weakened from it. Major injuries that leave scar tissue leave you more susceptible to damage. Last but not least, HIV doesn't kill you. It only weakens your immune system to the point where any malicious germ will kill you. So there. Your quote is a lie.



Oh, and I might point out that the comma isn't necessary, but a space would be nice. Dipshit.

Quote: Sometimes when a soul is wronged it can come back to right the wrongs



ENOUGH! I've had enough of this fucking movie. The Crow is a TERRIBLE movie. I watched it with anticipation, after hearing all the "reviews" from people who loved it. It SUCKED! The plot sucks. It's flawwed, and makes no goddamn sense. The movie itself is made up of little more than exaggerated gunfight scenes and quote-unquote catchy phrases (they suck). Everyone who liked The Crow probably likes Nirvana and Kurt-I'm a rockstar and I'm going to shoot myself because I worked so hard to become what I apparently don't want to be-Cobain and should go hang themselves from the nearest tree. Fuck you all

Quote: words & images are a blurr at 200mph, so what is TV at the speed of light



This puzzled physicists for years, and they finally determined that were you to watch TV while traveling the speed of light, you'd see the same image, never changing. In fact, time itself would come to a dead standstill, since time theoretically stops at the speed of light. I'm serious. They have proof that in particle accelerators, where the particles reach 99.997% of the speed of light or so, the particles show that time progressed infinitely more slowly for them.



There. I've thoroughly confused you. My work is done here...

Quote: death is so sweet when your love one kills you





This is the quote on lifedarkness' profile. Now, does this make sense to anyone reading this? I thought not. Dumb shit, if your loved one kills you, your death is likely unexpected or pitiful. For your loved one to kill you is a betrayal in any sense (unless you're in a coma and requested beforehand to have the plug pulled). Since you're only a kid, I won't rag on you TOO much for your stupidity, but let it be said that you're still a dumbass...

Quote: "is that a gun in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me?"



It's a gun. I am happy to see you though, because I need to try it out on someone.

I just discovered that limewirePRO, the better, NOT free version of limewire can be obtained for free by downloading it through none other than limewire itself! Kinda bit themselves in the ass with that one....