I turn 21 at midnight tonight, and I'm going down to South Beach (Houston) to celebrate. I already have a lineup of people who are buying me drinks, so I'll be getting drunk for free for the first 2 hours of my birthday. I'm so fucking excited!!!
Well, not really THAT weird, but the vampireflirt.com thingy on the left side of the screen here on VR showed MY picture in one of their adverts. It's not that strange, but it was just a funny coincidence. I'm on vampireflirt, by the way. LOL.
This Saturday is my 21st-fucking-birthday and I'm celebrating at midnight on Friday night/Saturday morning at South Beach Houston. Anyone in Houston who sees this by then needs to go down there and see the god Daniel himself getting drunk for free and probably acting like a slut as usual! Located near Montrose and Westheimer, ten-dollar cover or some shit like that, and plenty of cute guys, most of which will probably be buying Daniel drinks... Hopefully I'll see someone from VR, though it's a FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!
Wow, last night was fucking amazing. We went to South Beach (Houston gay club, not the original) rolling on E (yes, a lot of my stories involve drugs, but not all...), and the night started slow as usual, walking around a bit, strutting my stuff like the elitist bastard I act on weekends, and I ran into my old toy, the one who wasn't very good looking or affluent and thereby useless. He hadn't quite understood his place yet. That changed pretty quickly. I ran into the guy who had drunkenly licked my boots a month earlier. We started talking, then headed inside to the dance floor. About an hour of dancing and heated making out (some bitch walked by and said "You're so slutty!") exhausted us, so we sat down on the couches and took pictures, chatted, and of course, made out some more. Then partypooper Calvin, my roommate, had to go to work in the morning, so we had to leave like 2 1/2 hours early. We ended up dropping off my new friend at home so as to maximize the making-out time. Once at his house, we recorded a rather PG13-bordering on R- rated short video by spotlight.
Man, I love Ecstasy. It's just the days that follow which I can't stand...
Yer mom is totally a real vampire. Go catch her. Now.
I'm so fucking BORED!!! *zzzzzzz*
It turns out that refined sugar is more addictive than cocaine. You can learn more about it by reading this article. It's official. I'm going to stop eating sugar and instead I'll sprinkle cocaine on my cereal every morning. It'll give me that extra little "zing" I need to start the day.
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