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When it not only smells good, but tastes good too. When it has you stroking the roof of your mouth with your tongue.

Dear Stalker, if you're waiting for me to one day post that things are so awful in my life that I've hit rock bottom while mysteriously having access to the internet and a computer device or cellular phone, well stand in line over there with those that are waiting for me to give enough of a fuck to actually post something like that...

If I ever do feel like I've hit rock bottom, that would be some fall from way up here. Besides, if I ever do, I'd just dig deeper and relocate my throne to the basement. ^_^