So someone posted, "AFTER EVERY DARK NIGHT THERE IS A BRIGHTER DAY."
I replied with, "Yeah, it's called Morning."
LMAO!!!!! I crack myself up. ^_^
So Puppy Training went well tonight. Bandit was a little hyper, but that's only because I fell asleep and missed taking him to the park today. It started to rain and that puts me into sleep mode quick, unless it's Summer Time, then it makes me want to jump in the pool. It's like swimming beneath one huge waterfall when that happens.
So I left a bit early to pickup some Febreze (love that stuff), more Puppy Waste Pads, and a Toy Tennis Bone for Bandit.
When I'm in a relationship or I have a pet, most of the time whenever I go to the store, I usually have to pick up a small present. I be spoiling them! LOL!
So as a fan of beauty, although I still support with my 'likes' and 'shares' professional and amateur models and just attractive women who are simply feeling themselves to the point that they have to post a selfie...There is soooo much female physical beauty on the internet that now when I see it I'm like.....Ok...(yawn)...What more do you have to offer the Universe?
Do you blog?
Do you make videos of you creating something?
Do you make and sell things?
Do you write poetry?
Do you write skits and act them out?
Do you write songs?
Do you write raps?
Do you practice magick?
Are you a mother with child rearing advice to share?
Are you a pet owner with pet care advice to share?
Can you sing?
Have you posted an opinion piece on anything?
What talents do you possess?
What that heart and mind do?
You can stimulate my body, but can you stimulate my mind and soul as well?
I've showered and shaved. That's enough excitement for one day.
What's odd is I use to get so sick at least once a year that I would need to be sick in quarters. Couldn't go to work and spread whatever I had contracted.
Now that I'm retired and haven't been exposed to many people throughout the week for long periods of time, I haven't been sick in 5 years.
Retirement....It's saving my life...One Day At A Time.
Life....It's slowly killing me.....One Day At A time.
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I'm glad to hear of your good health, but also sad for your impending doom.
Happy/Not Happy
Muah
No impending doom...Ascension! Hahaha!
So I Dream Traveled to an Alternate Reality where I was still married to one of my Ex-Wives, but I don't have nightmares so I stayed to see this through.
We lived in my house, but some how the upstairs was the downstairs. We heard some type of commotion from outside our bedroom window. When I opened the blinds, I saw what looked to be a homeless guy pointing a gun at me demanding to be let inside.
I quickly moved away from the window and told her to do the same thing, but instead, she had to see what I had seen so she too went to the window and saw the guy pointing a gun towards her. She then picked up the phone from the night stand to dial the cops and I had to push her away from the window onto the bed just in case the guy started shooting.
As she continue to report what was going on to the cops, I went to my own gun cabinet and begin deciding which of my weapons to take out and protect us. I chose the hand gun and opened the blinds over my tub and thought about shooting the guy while his attention was still on my bedroom window. Then I remembered that maybe that would be against the law.
The cops showed up and arrested the guy. It was snowing outside and I think he had just gotten desperate to get inside out off from being on the streets, but one does not do that with a gun. Well he'll have a nice warm cell now.
I asked the cops would I had broken the law by shooting the guy while he was outside? I was told that legally I couldn't use deadly force unless the guy had broken in or was physically attempting to gain access. So yes, it would have been illegal for me to have shot him while he was just standing outside pointing a gun at me through my window never having fired a shot.
Turns out the gun he had was a fake. Maybe he also had a death wish. Didn't he see the USMC flag out front or the Armed Veteran sticker on my door?
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Wow!!! Some dream. No floating, or running through quicksand, or people shape shifting?
You say 'It's Fridayyyy' like Monday isn't just as nice....Wait, is it just me? Oh...Carry on. ^_^
You say 'It's Fridayyyy' like Monday isn't just as nice....Wait, is it just me? Oh...Carry on. ^_^
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tehcnically the first day of the week is sunday so monday is the second day
this means that we got (for those doing m-f job) they got the 1irst day of the week off and the last day off. :)
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Naturally...lol.
All they want you to do is keep upgrading and buying more of their products!
Morganna777
Nothing like a clean, organized, and good smelling home. I love Air Wick Air Fresheners, Scented Candles and Incense. Play my favorite tunes low in the background and I might not step outside for a week.
Some of you are walking around wondering why you're so mad all the times, or sick so often or have so many headaches or feel stressed out so often.
Check you living environment.
It could be from dirt, dust, disorganization, or foul odors to the point that you're just not feeling the Serenity that should be your home. Especially your bathroom and bedroom. The two places I feel that should be the cleanest.
Oh, you say you have too many kids, well confine them to one play room where they can be kids and teach them to clean that room at least once a week.
Lastly, if it's in your budget, pay to have your home cleaned professionally.
Well Bandit and I will be attending PetSmart's Puppy Orientation Seminar where we are to meet a PetSmart Accredited Trainer, and I get guidance on what to expect during my first weeks with my new puppy.
Then on Wednesday, we kick off 6 weeks of Pet Training.
So let me paint this picture for you. My Home Office is about 2 full size car lengths away from where Bandit's fenced in area is.
So anyway I fed Bandit then we played until he fell asleep in my lap. I carried him to his area and placed him in his bed and proceeded to my office to catch up on some work.
Then this odor hits me and I'm wondering if Bandit some how jumped the fence again and made it into my office last night and took a poop. Nahh, I would have heard him since I've been sleeping in the Guest Bedroom near my office just because I can. So then I'm smelling and checking my robe wondering if he pooped on it while he slept in my lap. Nope, nothing there. So I look around the family room to see if he was out of his fenced in area. Nope, he was still in his little area. So I walked to his area and sure enough he had leaked on his Puppy Waste Pad, but Pooped right beside it. The smell traveled from his area, across the Family Room, into my office, did a low crawl and attacked me from below.
Good thing his Dad is a Warlock because I keep stocked up on Incense. I placed him outside, cleaned his area, but placed some of his poo on the grass where I want him to go in the future. I then returned him to his area where he fell asleep as I lit some Incense in both the Family Room & My Office......Dayum Bandit! My sense of smell hasn't been attacked like that in years.
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Dakotah
20:53 Mar 31 2016
But so true.
frozenVheart
21:39 Mar 31 2016
lmao and yes true