People often wonder how I spend my days? Listen, I've gotten this Fully Retired thing down. Seriously, it's not hard at all.
The key word is..."Hobbies".
So anyway, I've completed a few Home Projects over the years. Both inside and out. Now it's time to work on another one I've been planning for a while now.
I've just invested in my first BDSM Dungeon Themed Room Furniture piece that is shipping from overseas.
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:::drools::: That sounds sooo good right now.
I'm going to make it happen in about an hour!!! LOL!
I want a bowel of ramen :}
A bowel??? Sounds kinda shitty to me Buhahahaha
LOL!
My new Pinhead Painting & Herb Grinder have arrived...........................................................
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lol. The collection looks awesome.
Thanks...Having studied Art for 2 years, I love Artistic Expression.
Well I like it :}
Oh, so let me just get something straight. You think just because I treat you with respect, check up on you every now and then to see how you're doing, make you laugh, and treat you as a good friend that you can just randomly send me a picture of your naked breasts?
Well, first of all.....I like that shit!
Thanks!
Me: So your 6-year-old Daughter is upset because your 15-year-old Son keeps taking her dolls and playing with them?
Her: Yes, but it's just weird.
Me: Yeah, he is a little old to be playing with her dolls.
Her: Well, that's not the weird part. Look!!!
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LMFAO
ROFL!!!
ROFL!!
If she's clean, no part of her body is taboo to place your tongue. ijs
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I like to...........Darth
Cause you are big, hard and black sith lord like :}
I want to boogie with you!!!!!
@FeverDreams...You know YOU are ALWAYS welcome... ^_^
How are you going to call me talking about, "Bring That Dick Over"?
Like I'm some piece of meat. A walking Penis. Just Man Meat!
First of all, I'm coming over.
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LMAO
yeah you tell her ... o.O wait what!
lol
"I'm not saying she's a SLUT, but if she went to a Sperm Bank, her spit would be accepted."
#SAVAGE_ROASTING LMAO!
Time for Breakfast and whatever else the fuck I want to do....The options are limitless.
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Get naked on cam and do the tango :}
Never :}
Ok, I've Waked & Baked and now to use my awake time for something productive.....Like Chillin' ^_^
Woked up.
Groomed.
Let Bandit Out
Collected all indoor trash and placed in the bin outside.
Walked around the corner to retrieve mail. USPS.com Tracking System reflected a letter that said: "Pay to the Order Of..blah blah". I knew it was junk mail. I mean, what business would send a real check through the mail with that in the little envelop window displayed for all to see? LOL!
Awaiting for Pool Guy to arrive to clean my Pool Pump Filters.
I may accomplish one more house chore by midnight. That's a HUGE Maybe! LMAO!!!
Think I'll take a Suana Treatment and then continue to be Entertained via the Internet or by Occult Literature.
I LOVE My RETIRED Hedonistic Life!!!!!
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You have been awake too long this morning.
Well, I am so razzberries to you my friend :P Also I am waiting for the hubby to bring back coffee.
What? No sammiches?
He is getting doughnuts.
Krispy Kreme I hope...Yum!
lol nope, 7-11 lol.
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what the! Mogy!
wait ... are you just using me as bait .... for your recruitment? o.O
What recruitment? LMAO!!!
lol
o.O
Oh by the way .....
Dear Mister X ... if you are reading this .... this is how you get my attention ... Funny Men ... with cute dogs ... and a fully stocked pantry! LMAO!
Her: You wear black fingernail polish. Are you sure you're Heterosexual?
Me: Let me put it this way, I love pussy so much that if I ever was a female in a past life, I would have been Lesbian. It's just a Goth Fashion Thing.
Her: Wow! LOL!
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lol, I just tell people that my fingers have frostbite.
Dude, seriously. I get tired of being asked the same question by my patients. Are you a goth or a EMO? lol. I just tell them I have frostbite.
Ummmmm.....Ok
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Yeah no. Brooke Candy is WAY better
At what?
Raping and eating pussy lol.
lol
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lol
-gasps- Bitch stole my swimsuit!
LOL!
i think it was a funny season when they were hooked on coke..lol
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Haters can suck raw donkey dick straight from the source
Amen, brother! Preach it! And thanks, I needed this. I put this journal entry on the AWESOME meter of... off the scale!
lol Mogy.
Wow LZAPERVERT...Always going back to the topic of anal in some way. Either in your Kismet or Journal. LOL!
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LZAPERVERT
22:38 Jun 29 2018
lol