19:10 Dec 28 2015
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Dream Travel...
I love traveling to new alternate universes while dreaming. Most of the time I'm completely aware that I'm dreaming and can even control events within the dream.
Well I went to bed sometime after midnight and even though I kept waking due to nature calling, I was always able to lay back down and go right back to sleep and achieve dream state.
My first dream found me in my home laying in bed with two beautiful women that I was about to have sex with. It seems that they both lived with me, however, there was some sort of commotion coming from one of two of my walk-in closets. I went to the closet and opened the door and discovered three people. One female vampire closest to the door. One male vampire bent over what seemed to be a female human trapped under him in the corner of my closet. A sword appeared in my hand and I immediately shopped the head off of the female vampire. I did hesitate for a split second, because she was hot. Then I threatened to do the same to the male vampire if he didn't let the woman go. He threatened to kill the woman for my having killed his woman. I said I didn't even know the woman so as soon as he made his move, I'd make mine. That in fact, I should just thrust the sword straight through both of them at the same time and call it a night. He agreed not to kill the woman if I allowed him to leave my house. I agreed. He released the woman and begin to walk through my home towards the front door. He bragged how with his vampire speed he could trash my entire house and be gone before I could take two more steps. He offered to turn me, but I told him that if I wanted to be turned, I would prefer to be turned by a sexy female vampire. No offense. After he stepped outside of my house, he threatened that he would return. I replied that I didn't think so as I chopped off his head. The woman who had been held by him was standing behind me and asked why did I killed him after he kept his word. I said that I promised to let him leave, I never promised to allow him to live since I was pissed as to how he invaded my home in the first place and then threatened to return again. How all three of them made it into my home without my knowledge was my question to her. She informed me that I and my two female companions had been compelled to forget anytime we saw them and to disregard any noise that they made and that they had been living in my attic for about a week when the male vampire finally decided that he wanted to turn her and she had refused out of fear. So then she asked could she stay with us and be my third companion. I said hell yeah!! grin emoticon We walked back up to my bedroom and got into bed with my other two female companions and they smiled at the addition.
Then I woke up. Nature called. frown emoticon
So the next dream I found myself in I was teasing some Prosecuting Attorneys. They were questioning me about a crime and I knew they wanted information that they could use against me as well as information they would have to beat in court. I told them I could waste their time and allow them to take that "L" in court (meaning Loss), but I'll save the tax payers some money and just let them know that there is video recording proving my innocence located in my home as well as being prepared to be released both online and via news agencies if I am not released from their custody within the hour. The Asst. District Attorney was a sexy female so I even offered to take her to my home to retrieve the tape personally. grin emoticon
Then I woke up. Nature called. frown emoticon I snore and my mouth gets dry a lot so I have to keep a drink on my night stand so I'm drinking throughout the night and all so having to take a leak throughout the night.
So I fall back to sleep and then I find myself in court anyways for some reason and I started out sitting not behind my attorney's table, but on the side of the table with my back towards where the jury would be, but there wasn't a jury. The Prosecuting Attorney informed the Judge that they wished to drop all charges against me. The judge accepted that, but then got distracted by being told that he had to relocate his court proceedings to another room. However, before we moved, he and my Attorney got into some sort of personal argument where he ended up asking her how did some girl make her feel when she told my Attorney that she should stop eating so much at some social gathering. My Attorney said it made her feel horribly embarrassed. She started to tear up too. Then I noticed that I was no longer sitting at the side of the table, but out in front with my back towards the Judge wondering how did that happen and why was my Attorney moving further away from the Judge. So then we all get up to relocate to another room.
In this new room the Judge comes over to me, places his arm around my shoulder and asks me why I haven't pursued a position on the force by applying to their officer program. I informed him I had already applied and was accepted to an officer program, but it was with the USMC of which I completed 24 years of active duty service and I've been fully retired going on 5 years now. He smiled and said, "Semper Fi. So was I". Meaning he too had retired from the USMC. He said he wasn't going to give up on trying to get me to work for the force and wanted me to go have a chat with someone special.
Then the dream had me and a partner rolling up on a scene where this cop was arresting two people and a crowd had formed. I got out of the car and showed my badge. Apparently I was some type of Law Enforcer who "Police the Police". I had the authority to fire cops on the spot as I saw fit. After investigating what was going on, my call was to tell the cop to uncuff those people and let them go. There was no evidence that they had did anything wrong and the entire crowd was saying the same thing. It just seemed like Police Harassment. Well the cop didn't like that and was refusing to follow my order. I told him either he do what I had instructed him to do or place his shield and gun on my vehicle because he'd be fired and then he'll be just a citizen unlawfully in possession of a weapon. So as he begin to draw his weapon, I drew mine at the same time. When he pointed his at me instead of placing it on the hood of my vehicle, I pointed mine at him as well and my partner got out of the car and pointed his weapon at the cop as well. I told the cop he had no shot and to drop his weapon. Well the people were released and I fired that cop.
Then I found myself holding a meeting with a large room full of cops telling them that if I ever come across bad behavior or unlawful behavior by anyone of them in uniform, I'd fire them right on the spot and if they have a problem with that, take it up with the President of the United States. So I suppose I was some type of Federalized Police Enforcer.
Then I woke up. Nature called.
The last dream I had I found myself in an office building where I was in a kitchen area. I saw two thawed steaks sitting on the counter and I remember thinking those shouldn't be there. I ate them already. Then a thawed steak appeared in the sink having fallen half way into the garbage disposal hole. I pulled it out and realized at that point that I was dreaming. I began to touch my hand and pinch it thinking to myself how real the brain makes the dream world because I can feel all that. I felt the wall and it felt like a solid wall. So I realize that if I can feel everything in the dream world just like my own reality, it was time to have some sex!! I walked to the next office where this beautiful sexy chick was standing in the doorway talking to someone and I think in that reality she was someone I knew either as a Girlfriend or Wife, but I don't know if we worked together or she was there to see me. All I know is I took her by the arm, excused us from whomever she was chatting with, took her into my office and shut the door and bent her over my desk. I was smiling at how good this was going to feel. I lifted her skirt and removed her panties and she was already ready for me. As I touched her lady part and then had to wipe my soaking hand on a shirt laying on the couch in my office, I unzipped myself and was in the motion of connecting with her inner universe when everything went white and I found myself thrust back into my own reality with my eyes still closed. I was no longer in my dream world. FML!
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