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Don't do anything tonight that I would do....twice! ^_^

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Zombiman
23:57 Dec 31 2014

HA!

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You ever wonder do Lesbians stay inside and play with their own breasts? Hmmm

Many men while having sex with a female are smiling to themselves saying silently in their head, "Thank you, Thank you"....am I the only one that smiles AT the female saying silently in my head, "You're Welcome"?

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Zombiman
17:22 Dec 29 2014

I usually look at her and think, "That's it?"

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Zombiman
17:28 Dec 29 2014

Of course, I am quite sure that's what they're thinking too. >:P

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Foreplay starts in the mind

I'll make your brain squirt

And your soul quiver...

I've never believed in Santa

I don't celebrate Christmas

I think I'll watch some movies

I hope they show some boobies

She's so sexy and her voice sounds like an Angel. I just want to f*ck her esophagus.

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

There's too much hate and killin goin on

But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worrys and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl

Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world



Show them to me, show them to me

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree

If you got, two fun bags,

Show them to me

A man buys some cowboy boots, rope, baby lotion, nipple clamps, a mouth gag, some whipped cream, and some pineapples and people look at him sideways....

Yes, I'm a Hedonist and very Kinky...

Oh you didn't know? Well your ass better call somebody.....

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LaMuerta
05:05 Dec 06 2014

Ah snap!

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