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Lmao!! When I grew up it was the same. I swear my dogs do stuff just to annoy the ever loving shit out of me. I know at least the one understands me while they other just chooses to have selective hearing. Lol Sometimes I will give him the middle finger when he’s been particularly naughty and he’ll just look at me and cock his head to the side. Lol

Like I know that little shit can hear. I’ll say his name when he’s acting up and he will slyly give me the side eye and continues on doing what he knows he shouldn’t until I come over and stand over him and fuss some more then he’ll look at me like yea and so what lady.
I swear he’ll walk in front of me then stop suddenly unexpectedly and I swear he is trying to kill me by making me fall ass over tins cups trying to avoid stepping on him. So I know exactly what you are saying. Lol You know I say little shit in a loving manner.

And he doesn’t play nice either with my other dog so I constantly have to watch him. My other girl can be outside without a lead not this asshole. He will run away any chance he gets and he thinks it’s a game. First time he did it I ran five miles after his ass trying to catch him. I’m not particularly in good shape. So I’m dying I finally sat down and said fuck it. Then he comes up just close enough I could have reached him but I couldn’t get up fast enough and he was off again. I finally did catch him but that was because he went up to someone on the golf course. I had to carry his heavy pudgy ass all the way back home because his collar had slipped off of him and I thought I’ll be damned if I let him go again until I got him home and got a harness at the store. Lol

I looked at my Fitbit afterwards and my heart rate was crazy I had reached cardio and I had always said the only way I would run again is if zombies were chasing me. (Knee problems).
Not to mention I had ran and walked over five miles when I had only planned on starting slow on walking a half hour at a slow pace. Lol

The only way I could ever run fast enough to satisfy him is if I was on roller skates or a skateboard and his happy ass would probably pull me into oncoming traffic and I would die while he would nearly escape death by dodging a car. I watched him dodge death itself a tractor trailer was pulling into the road during all this and he was just running right towards it and I thought this is it he was gonna die. I know I had a small stroke that was part of the cardio and my heart was in my throat.
He survived the whole ordeal with out scratch. I came home covered in water, mud, briers from running across a field and down through a creek. My significant other looked at me and said what happened to you. I was so pissed I just snorted at him and went upstairs and has to bath him and shower. I can laugh about it now but I was over him he stayed in his crate the rest of the evening until he had to go outside to potty. Lol

If give my dog, Mazie, a crazy look and say “WHAT?” She gives me one single bark, like she’s answering me.

Or at night, when I say “Ready for bed?” they all go to their respective beds. Each dog has a different room.

ALWAYS… when I leave my house I stop at my door before going into the garage, and I say “Are y’all going to be good dogs?” They lie, and say “Yes, yes… now leave so we can do everything we know we’re not supposed to.”

@SavageBitch....Well, it seems to me he did it to himself. Got a good dose of 'Time-Out'....LOL! They're silly, but we love them as family.