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I'm in a club called...'Men Against Women Who Call Other Women Sluts And Whores'...MAWWCOWSAW for short.....Do you really think Sluts & Whores care that you're calling them Sluts And Whores? Hell, they call themselves that nowadays....If they aren't hurting anyone, let them get the attention from us guys they want. Stop hattin' because they post some of the best pics and have the most likes....Allow them to do them. Jeesh!

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WeepingAngel
22:39 Sep 21 2013

That sounds like one of the groups on Fetlife

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Calm down, calm down...It's just a joke....Now please...cut the ends off. ^_^

The Difference Between The Sex in Porno and The Sex In Your Bedroom



- Porno is a paid performance by actors and actresses and is all about flattering angles, cutting scenes together, and posturing for the camera.



- Male “adult film” stars’ average pen!s size is 6-9 inches while in the real world, sizes are 5-7 inches.



- Almost everyone in “adult films” is clean shaven, but in the real world 65% of women and 85% of men have hair down there.



- Unlike in “adult films”, only 11% of straight women have had a same sex experience.



- Only 40% of women have tried anal sex where as in “adult films” most of them seem to love it.

Oh, I guess I'm just Eye Candy....I'm ok with that. ^_^

I feel Peace after getting a Piece. ^_-

WARNING!!!! Ladies Only! Everything you say to me will be thought of in sexual terms first....if at all possible.

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tr1n1ty01
04:27 Aug 14 2013

Is this suppose to be a news flash? =^.^=

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Nekirena
04:29 Aug 14 2013

I like pineapples and men who can wear them well.



Try THAT on for size.

;p

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LORDMOGY
04:37 Aug 14 2013

So what you're saying is you want me to drink more pineapple juice because of what reason? :p

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tr1n1ty01
04:44 Aug 14 2013

Rumor has it, if men eat pineapple daily, their release will taste as such. Mentioned today as a matter of fact on one of the fb pages I manage...LOL

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LORDMOGY
04:48 Aug 14 2013

On a page you manage? Why doesn't that surprise me? Hehehehe

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Nekirena
04:49 Aug 14 2013

No, no...



Insert here ( )*( )



;p

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LORDMOGY
04:53 Aug 14 2013

Ok...No prob....Furthermore



Do you want it on the floor?

Do you want it on the chair?

Do you want it over here?

Do you want it over there?

Do you want it in ya p---y?

Do you want it in ya a**?

I'll give you anything you can handle!



LMAO!

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NLW
05:29 Aug 14 2013

Chicken noodle soup!

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LORDMOGY
07:22 Aug 14 2013

Chicken noodle soup? Oh you had to take it there huh? You must have known how I would love to watch you just blow on it...because it's just a bit too hot....would love how you would pucker your lips and slowly....blow.....Mmmmm...Yummm....now put it slowly between your lips...ahhhh, that's it...now let that soup swish all around your mouth...ohhh yeah...Wow! You swallowed it already? Awesome!

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NLW
12:59 Aug 14 2013

Hahaha!

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Working on an extended Play Date prior to my son arriving. Hehehehe

Something about when she looks back at it knowing she has it going on...

There's nothing sexier in the universe than the female form of all shape, sizes and color.

I'm always perving photos of attractive females. Hey, it's a hobby...I'm a single heterosexual guy. Don't judge me! Now unless they are covering it up with makeup or editing their pics....I'm wondering how some women can reach adulthood without a single scar. Just amazing! Did they play inside their entire childhood and teen years? I mean for some, the only scar they have is from their enhancement surgery.

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Nekirena
18:11 Aug 12 2013

LOL



I'm riddled in scars.

I was a tomboy.

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LORDMOGY
18:25 Aug 12 2013

I LOVE real photos of REAL women... ^_^

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Take a nap or fap...or vice versa....decisions, decisions.... ^_^

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NLW
01:24 Aug 11 2013

Do both- then you don't have to decide!

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