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Two and a half minutes! That's all it took. If it weren't so bad, it would almost be impressive. 150 seconds of outside time to chew up your treat and you come inside smelling like THAT?! I watched you. No rolling in anything...just a quick snack. My God, how is that even possible? Is your fur magnetized to evil odors? I walked outside and it smells lovely. Perhaps dogs are Mother Nature's deodorant secret. She sneaks over and wipes her earthy armpits on their fur.

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BLOODLIFE
20:02 Feb 21 2011

*phooo* smell it from here!

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I took my daughter shopping yesterday. She's 15 and we love looking through the toy and game sections. We saw a product called Aqua Sand. Have you seen this stuff? It's marketed as "sand that never gets wet." I looked it up on youtube and saw the commercial. I immediately thought of Morri. These are the kinds of kids that chill the soul. Look at their eyes! Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing a kid looking at you with that expression. That's the scariest thing I've ever envisioned! What the hell can be in that sand?!

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Jason1313
20:51 Feb 17 2011

lol "chill the soul"

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ChasingTheGhost
00:54 Feb 22 2011

Creepy kids aside... Aqua sand is great stuff.... I have a tank of it and it doesn't ever get wet. When the water gets cloudy, we clean out the tank and make something new. The sands do tend to get mixed though.

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