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I'm prediabetic. I'm on a diet: No candy, cakes, cookies, etc.

Why do my parents keep asking me to bring them all the things on my forbidden list?

I don't want to see, touch, smell, hold sweets for anyone at this point. How can I express this without getting yelled at?



I probably can't.

One of my distant cousins tried hit on me over facebook. I don't think he realized we were cousins because of last name and all...



Needless to say, I pointed it out. That effectively ended the conversation...



All is well. :)

Feeling like a elephant was lifted off my back! Feeling good!