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I was talking to a friend the other day and I asked him a question and his reply was "Does a bear shit in the woods?"



I told him I could care less, but what I wanted to know is do they really wipe their asses with Charmin?

If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

*Pats belly* "This is just my protective covering over my rock hard 6 pack."

People always tell me to act my age. I tell them I am. Age is a number forced on us by society. I've always believed that age is an attitude, and I'll always be young at heart, so deal with it.

To Love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer and not to love is to suffer. To be happy then is to suffer. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer.