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Members who have no pictures of themselves ANYwhere on their pages (profile, portfolio, journal), but insist on using pics of attractive teenage people (male or female) as their avatars.



Also: I dislike it when members fill up the "additional photos" section of their profile with pics that have nothing to do with them. For example: pics that were found, copied and posted after Googling: "goth."



REALLY DISLIKE: Anime pics in profiles.



REALLY REALLY DISLIKE: Anime-filled profiles with more than ZERO quizzes.



REALLY REALLY REALLY DISLIKE: Anime quizzes in profiles.



REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DISLIKE: Onions



LIKE: Cake



LOVE!: Pie!

Journal entries with no titles.

Sparklies.







Seriously.







Also,



HATE: comment stamps that are HUFUCKINGMONGOUS. If I had my way, anyone who used a stamp that made me have to scroll sidways to see the right hand menu would be suspended until they fixed it. Jesus, people, haven't you ever heard of 100x100 pixels? If you can't get your point across in 100x100 pixes, then you just need to NOT USE STAMPS. Noone reads them anyway. You've wasted your time (and possibly favor, for those of you who've bought your stamps...uncreative sots..) by creating or buying your stamp. SUCKER!



Repeat: Noone reads them. Seriously. They are a nuisance.

Like: Portfolios that actually show pictures of the person who made the portfolio.



Love: Member artwork in their porfolios, whether it sucks or not.



I ALWAYS rate a 10 to portfolios that show pics of the person and/or their family AND artwork that they have done. I USUALLY give 10s to anyone who actually displays THEIR original artwork, no matter what the quality.



Conversely:



Hate: Portfolios that skirt around the Profile rules by putting shit like sparklies etc in the text of the Portfolio section.



Dislike: Portfolios that showcase nothing but tattoos.

Sparklies in messages, profiles and stamps, etc. When used by males, they are indicators of gayness. Seriously. Ban the Sparkly.

/rant ON



My second biggest pet peeve on VR is the using of Master Messages to advertise members for sale.



This is second only to people who refuse to spell, use correct grammar and/or use l33t speak.



That should give anyone who knows me an idea how much this annoys me.



My opinion: Every House and Coven should be required to set up a "For Sale" page.



My reason for being so annoyed: Once this starts up, it snowballs into every new Master doing it and the system messages piling up. It's a PLAGUE!



Masters who read this: I beg of you! Please set up a "For Sale" page.



/rant OFF

Acolyte Question complaining about Stabb. This crap is too funny...



Member: PeeWeeHerman

Subject: help

Date: Jun 08 2007



Question: STABB666 sent threatening messages 2 me and is trying to get me suspended!