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Remember this commercial?



http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7935064058166993925

I sure hope that was a blueberry that I crunched in my yogurt.

Ok...I was washing my hands tonight (I am big on hand washing) and thought about those that don't have towels in their bathroom, to dry off washed hands.



It reminded me of those homes I had been to, where there was no towel to dry wet hands, except their bath towel, and I didn't want to use that. This is mainly guys that are single.



I went on to think about the visit there and how I couldn't dry my hands off after washing them and wondering what THEY used to dry their hands off.....and then thought, "They must not WASH their hands after peeing, shitting, whatever'ing. Ugh. Gross.



And I know this already.....because I pay attention to who does and who doesn't. I listen for the water, the time it takes...



This is not the first time I have pondered "junk hands". But it's the first time I had thought about people with no towels in their bathroom and I followed the mental trail all around their day.....



With junk hands they answer phones, they push the carts at the store....they hold the railing at the mall....they open your door handles....they touch your food, maybe touch your face. Again, ew.



And I smell it. Oh yes, I can smell junk hands on people. It's not so lovely.



I remember once, when I went to my eye Dr., where I had my LASIK done. A chick had junk hands and I could smell it when she put drops in my eyes. Ew. Forever after, she was known as, " 'gina hands".



Sorry people, I love you, or not, I might not even know you.....but I don't want to smell your genitals or have traces of them on me or my personal items.

I have joined myspace. I have found a few people on there, but have not gotten to everyone. Some I forgot how to spell when I got there. haha....duh.....Some of you have found me, to my surprise! hahaha......



I keep thinking of things I want to write here in the week and a half I have been chilling on myspace, but can't get here to write them. But I shall. I can't at the moment though, Jaws is on and I always watch it when it's on. It's over at 4:15am...find me at myspace.

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.



The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for

nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white,patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."



After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really

about?"



"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no "African-Americans" depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Oh yea, I forgot to post this!

"On 23:29:43 Aug 02 2006 TheAlmighty13 wrote:



Just stopping by to say hello. And where the heck did you find the fountain of youth?? Cause you really need to share, lol. Take care!"









How did he know I was having issues with my laugh lines? Well, it made my night anyway. I forgot to tell him to use photoshop as well as going out and playing for a good look. ha...

I have been working on my profile for hours. You most likely won't notice huge changes, though I have added my beloved J. Depp on there and another lust, O. Bloom. Took out a few dividers, a few gifs that I was tired of. Not sure what else to take out, though I know I want to. It sure is time consuming.

I was sent this today. It is a link to a site where they tell you if you have sex offenders in your neighborhood.





http://www.familywatchdog.us





It seems to be having techical difficulties at the moment, but I intend to try again later.

That Bicycle song by Queen irritates the shit out of me. So ride it already! Don't they sing Fat Bottomed Girls too?



I do love other songs of theirs though. Radio Ga Ga is one of my favorites. That, and "Beautiful Day". I read in the insert I think it was, about how he struggled to finish that last album, but pushed on to do it.



Have you noticed that Muse, "Supermassive Black Hole" plays more often? I keep hearing it all over my XM radio.



You know that Brittany Murphy sings? She sings on a lot of "albums" as backup and nobody knows, not even some of the main singers. She sings in the song, "Faster Kill Pussycat", by Paul Oakenfold. I just heard it, it rocks! She is going to be putting out her own album. I read this in her article in Cosmo.

From:



BlackRosePirate



02:10:14

Aug 02 2006





I am pleased to be of a service so humble my dear.



I am honored to even have a splinter of your attention.



If you aer ever in need, I am at your beck and call.



On 07:08:00 Aug 02 2006 Jamie wrote:



That is very kind of you to say. I was trying to figure out what to reply back with, but I think you caught me off guard and I have nothing. haha....that is hard to do. ;) Thanks for the off guard moment.



On 06:55:12 Aug 02 2006 BlackRosePirate wrote:



You're very welcome dear.



And I stand by my words.



I could not worship you to the degree you deserve for you are more than the world can hold in you eyes alone.



On 06:52:05 Aug 02 2006 Jamie wrote:



*smile*



I liked that message.



On 06:20:43 Aug 02 2006 BlackRosePirate wrote:



You are a goddess, take me as you will...

I was reading Daire's journal and he wrote this following excerpt:





"You know its funny, i dont remember saying anything about anyone being a freak, in fact what i remember saying is....



Images from your portfolio were deleted for breach of the rules.



Please read the rules of the portfolio before posting images.



Do not ignore another system message



It seems some people read that differently that most other people."









So, I looked closely at what he wrote that guy, and yes, I do see that he wrote freak in the message.

I am behind on my vampire rave messages! I know, I suck! I haven't read them and I have almost 20 to go through. The stupid spider thing took up my time and then we went to mom's.....now I am back, and tonight, while watching Bridges of Madison County, I am working on trimming pages I have torn from SHAPE magazine to make my own exercise notebook, highlighting workouts and different moves. This is taking a long time. I have been working on it all night and am getting ready to go run now. Short run....don't let the exercise talk fool you.....I am tired of working out, and moving. I am on a "do as little as possible without looking like shit", kick.



While we were at mom's, we went to Tulsa, and watched the horse races. Won a few, lost a few. My brother said, "Oh yes, everyone wears crazy clothes and crazy HATS!". I wore a very nice white dress, and pearls, with a flowered hat, that was quite unique and interesting that I had found at an estate sale. We all went in wearing hats, and we were about the only ones. haha.....Josh's (my brother) friend Tom said that people were asking who we were and thinking we were part of the A lister crowd. Danny looked like a musician and I looked like a movie star. haha....That was pretty funny. I got TONS of compliments on my hat and was told I looked very nice. I had missed that. I used to get that quite a bit when I would dress up more or when we went out. Hardly do that at all anymore.....it's more Goonie adventures now, with my adventure shorts and t-shirts and tanks. Not shleppy, just relaxed. I got tired of all that prep work to get ready. ha....



I gave Dad his camera that I had on layaway, for his 65th birthday. He loved it. I am glad. You know how it is trying to please parents.....it is just like my camera.



I have been watering the trees every night now, and we now have an outside facet! Danny's uncle Vic fixed it while we were in Wann, visiting Mom. How surprised I was. He did it because I had a bet with Danny that he wouldn't get it done before the end of the month. Funny how quickly men will comply if their ego is at stake. ;)