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Does anyone have a book so I translate this from retard to english?



I have become convinced after reading this that there is very little intelligent life out there anymore.

Ok, I guess I have to do my civic duty and teach the little retards how to spell. Ok class, here is todays lesson:



ppl = PEOPLE (Go on wheel of fortune and buy a fucking vowel or two)



ur/ya = YOUR (Ok, this isn't a speed class, you have time to find the missing letters)



u/chu=YOU (This takes laziness to new heights)



r=ARE (Back to Wheel of Fortune for some more vowels)



cuz=BECAUSE (Didn't that used to be slang for a relative?)



luv=LOVE (Holy shit, I am losing my fucking mind)



lyke=LIKE (This is an obvious sign of retardation)



mite=MIGHT (Isn't a mite a type of bug?)



2=TO (This is just outright laziness)



4=FOR (Same situation here)



wuz=WAS (What the fuck... we couldn't hit the right letter?)



sez=SAYS (say what?)



kno=KNOW (this is the worst example of laziness. it's like they just gave up and decided "W" was too far away from "O".)



wat/wut=WHAT (Holy crap you just needed to find the "H" on the first one)



sum1=SOMEONE (More extreme laziness)



ne=ANY (Ok, I give up)



o=OH (Damn, the keys aren't that far apart)



y=WHY (Back to the one letter wonders, must be that short attention span)



b=BE (Slit your throat you lazy bastard)



n=IN (Slit your wrists too)



wuz=WHAT'S (Is this ebonics?)



eva=EVER (Damn people are getting lazy!)



neva=NEVER (Jesus, Mary and Joseph, It doesn't really even sound the same)



mah/mai=MY (Ok, What mental midget uses a 3 letter word to replace a 2 letter word)



bai=BYE (Buh Bye now)



thx=THANKS (I have THX in my home theatre, thanks.)



wassup=WHAT'S UP (More Ebonics? Why do I want a beer?)



da/tha=THE (Again with the mental midgets)



lata=LATER (I agree, you all need to stay LATER in school and learn something)



At this point I am going to beat my head against the keyboard until the spelling fairy comes and kills all of you!

What the hell is with all the 13 year old bisexuals.



Is there something in the fucking water or is this just the latest fashion trend?



What the hell does a 13 year old know about their sexuality? Oh wait..... nevermind, I forgot, kids are getting pregnant at 12 nowadays, but that is a whole other rant!



I am wondering what the current requirements are to consider yourself bisexual ???



From what I have seen it must just be kissing because I seriously doubt that there are alot of 13 year old girls "yodeling in the valley"!



I would get after the boys but this really seems to be a girl trend on here.



The more I think about it the more this seems like a fashionable thing to say in order to sound cool. Did somebody passed out a pamphlet saying that in order to consider yourself goth you have to be a Bisexual? I must have missed it if they did......!





Don't get me wrong I could care less what you do with your sex life, I am just getting sick of comments like "I'm 13 and I'm Bi, so deal with it!"



Actually you're 13 and have no fucking clue yet as to what you are, So, shut the fuck up and be a 13 year old.



What a bunch of twerps!! Thanks Sabre!

Disclaimer: I realize that this self abusive behavior is caused by a mental illness. For those of you who cut yourself because you can't help yourself, may I suggest you please seek some counseling or whatever you need to do to get some help.



If you are one of the one's who cuts themselves because you think it is cool..........WTF???



I have to wonder which one has the more serious mental illness. If you cut yourself on purpose and think you are cool, you have more than a few fucking screws loose!!



I have seen so many little tiny terrors on here that have cutting listed in their profile like it is some kind of a badge of honor...hey dipshits, it's not! It's fucking retarded.



I'm really trying to grasp this whole stupid concept. Lets see, you're sitting at home and you get a little depressed and instead of dealing with lifes little problems like normal people, you cut yourself with a razor blade. Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with people today?



This generation really seems to have lost the ability to deal with problems in a rational manner, just look at all the school shooting for more evidence of that.



At this rate I have a tendency to think that you morons are using the razor in the wrong place!

This rant is stemming from a forum post this morning asking people to help a guy send a band to Warped Tour.



What the fuck is with this crap they call hardcore music?



This shit sounds like someone being brutally murdered, is that what it is supposed to represent?



A word to the wise, if you have to scream at the top of your lungs, you have no talent...period!



If this is music today, I am going to rent a recording studio and shoot myself in the abdomen and let them record my expletive laden screams and then market it to the people who listen to this shit. Hell, I'll be a millionaire in no time!



I just love going on these sites that say if you listen to HIM or whatever group that actually has a shred of talent, then you are a "poser".



I'm not the bigget HIM fan in the world but the man can carry a tune for crying out loud and that's a hell of a lot more than I can say for Hardcore.



In the end I guess I'll be a "poser" and listen to some good music and not subject myself to the sounds of a man being raped with a machete.

So, I seem to keep running into these profiles where these teens are just pissing and moaning about how miserable their lives are and how much they hate their parents. I have four words for you;



Shut the fuck up!



You people have no clue about what life is about, you think your life sucks now, give it ten years when you don't have mommy and daddy paying for everything and you have to support yourself and or your family, (God forbid)



Come tell us then how bad your life sucks, you might get some sympathy then.



Until such time, count your lucky stars that Mom and Dad keep a roof over your head and food in your mouth and clothes on your back and countless other things that they provide you with.



The next time you want to badmouth your parents I want you to pause and look around your room and take a mental note of everything in it that wouldn't be there if it wasn't for your parents and that includes the computer you are using to bash them, Oh yeah, don't forget the room too!



You ungrateful twits!