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**** DECLARATION OF WAR ****



I, Vladvampirelord, Dark Lord and Destroyer of Souls

Declare War on the "We Are Legion" alliance and

all associated with it directly and indirectly and those

that aid and abet their members therein.



The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The friend of

my enemy is my enemy. I extend my hand to

all who wish to oppose this nefarious bunch of

buffoons, knaves, and bullies and join me in

this glorious resistance which will prevail

as I swear by the Order of the Dragon and all

that is good and right (and evil too). I swear for

the sake of swearing so F- you all "We Are Legion."

I am coming for you. All men will be put to the sword

and impaled and left to bleed to death in excruciating

pain. All females will be forced into servitude to

become my slaves and concubines and put to

hard use. And I do mean "hard."



So there you have it. I throw down my glove and

extend my hand to all brave souls who wish to take

up the banner and fight to the death. Yes, we will

serve milk and cookies too and play word games

by the campfire so don't get your panties in a bunch...

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vampyrebeauty
05:54 Dec 08 2012

I love milk and cookies :P

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Asgardareid
06:06 Dec 08 2012

Please, impale me, Dark Lord!! Ya dont get my ass in this or diverse other lives!!! ;)))

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JAYESGHOST
09:00 Dec 08 2012

LMAO.. This guy cracks me up. He downrates our entire pack because we are Lycan.. Ohhh Kayyy, somebody has watched too much Underworld. lol

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Seshat
10:16 Dec 08 2012

"...all women will be forced into servitude." Someone has Mummy issues.

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Oceanne
11:54 Dec 08 2012

Ummmm.ok

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shellsbells
15:28 Dec 08 2012

i heard there was milk and cookies here?

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ladySnowStrixx
16:26 Dec 08 2012

ROFLMAO!! oohhh too funny I needed a good laugh , Thanks.

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QueenxMorbid
22:43 Dec 08 2012

What useless rot. This guy is nuttier than a fruitcake and got more issues than a gossip magazine.



Actually when I re-read this, it sounds like something Ara...well let's not mention the "dead"...but when it says stuff about Legion and Order Of The Dragon I think y'all get my drift.

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JAYESGHOST
07:14 Dec 11 2012

Haha... My milk and cookies are better than his. ;) *hands out milk and cookies* :) lol

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