Yesterday, I was suppose to work for @ 4 hours at this new cashiering job I took - it's part-time, and the pay totally sucks. So, I'll continue to look for another job as usual, while getting my unemployment checks.
I worked my ass off too - the day ended up being a full 8-hour day, which was cool, as I only did 3 hours today training for the way they do things. I'm still sore though, from unpacking and stocking stuff, with about 20 other newbies (It's a brand new store). I'm an expert on setting up shelves and merchandising now - LOL!
Hey - I am a former desk jockey...manual labor is kinda' new to me.
Since I kept getting knocked off of the net using Explorer, I switched over to Firefox...And I swear to God - every time I click on a page, I get that goddamn 'Orphan' video clip!
If it was up to me right now, I'd kill the lil' bitch and be done with her already!
For the past two days, whenever I log onto VR, I keep getting knocked off of the internet; it isn't happening with the other sites I'm visiting...???
If you have delicate sensibilities, don't read anymore of this.
I saw an obvious street walker today while out running errands; she was about fifty years old or so, but it was kind of hard to tell age here due to her trade.
She had on greenish-colored hot pants (see the varicous veins)! a black halter top (with boobs hanging to her gut)! thigh high boots, and a dirty cheap designer knock-off handbag. Her blonde-dyed hair was shoulder length, complete with big poofy bangs.
She was a serious hot mess.
What really thew me off - and others who saw her as well - was the fact that she had no face.
Other than her squinty eyes - there was a hole sunken in the middle of her face. The first thing that came to my mind was that she was shot in the face way back when - sad.
Now - the reason I've given a description of this hooker was to prove a point; a man actually walked up to her, and started chatting her up. They walked off together...
My observation:
A woman will fuck anything if she is in dire straits;
A man will fuck anything.
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LOL
Nice to know my ex-husband is still out there getting nooky.
Lol, Some men yes, not all men!
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Hahahahaha!
That's just so amounts of wrong, yet so brilliantly edited.
That Jack. He always brings us some good shit. :]
Aww shucks.
But shit is still... well, shit haha ;)
Lol, love it
I kinda' like it too...LOL!
A comment I've been thinking about, from Scybermonk, in our coven thread 'Making Up God":
If you talk to God, you are praying.
If God talks to you, up the medication.
His comment made me laugh, but it made me ask more questions as well, and I don't have any answers.
The ultra-religious, mystics, and the like talk to God on a regular basis; nowadays, when people claim to have a 'real' conversation with God, they are usually assumed to be crazy. Are they really? Or are the rest of us missing out on something?
I stole this from CarnelianMyst's journal (I actually answered them):
Friend of mine sent me this.....wow, did it bring back memories.
If you've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (yes)
If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (yes)
If you had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (yes - two different 'candy houses')
If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (yes)
If you had to walk to or from school. (yes)
If you ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (yes - LOL)!
If you ever mixed Kool aid one glass at a time because you got tired of everyone drinking the pitcher of Kool aid you just made. (no)
If you ever played any of the following games...Mother May I, Freeze Tag, Red Light Green Light, Hide and go Seek. (yes)
If your neighborhood had an ice cream or icee cup man. (yes)
If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Niladers" (yes - LOL)!
If you've ever run from the police on foot...and got away (no - I was a goody two shoes)
If you ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (No - it was some other kind of grease...eeewww)!
If the batteries in your remote control were held in by a piece of tape. (yes)
If you have ever worn any of these fragrances....Jean Nate, Hai Karate, Old Spice, Chloe, Charlie, English Leather, Stetson. (yes - LOL! Some funky cheap shit...)!
IF you've ever used Tussy deodorant (yes)
If you've never been to the dentist. (no - my mom was a dental assistant - went all of the time for dental care)
If you had a friend or family member whose nickname is the same word twice...Dee Dee, LeeLee, Ray Ray etc (yes - LOL)!
If you ever paged yourself for any reason (no)
If you ever wore house shoes outside of the house (no)
If you ever drove on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat (no)
If you use "'n them" to describe a group of people..."mama n' them" (no)
If you ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair (no)
If you ever left a social gathering with a plate of food (yes)!
If you don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat (no - not THAT ghetto)
You constantly hit *69 and ask "did you just call here?" (no)
You think Tupac is still alive. (no - LOL)!
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I actually used to think Charlie cologne was kind of nice..lol...glad I acquired some taste as I grew up!
I ran bare foot from the police and didn't get caught....long time ago.
If you enjoyed this, see more in my journal entry about 80's Kids! lol. *end of cheap plug*
So, this week has been crazy in regards to my ongoing job hunt. I had a county exam on Tuesday for a position - I think I did okay, but there were over 100 other applicants as well, so...
Today, I went for a cashier job at a new store that's opening up here, but they think that I should be management...it went well, and I should be getting a 2nd interview next Monday or Tuesday.
I've been doing a little networking on another site, and made my objectives clear there: looking for old acquaintances, cool new friends - no dating/cybering - and leads for work.
This is what I got so far:
I am 36, 6'2 dark blond/blue Oakland. You look really sexy in your pic, do you use Yahoo IM?
Good grief...
So, I'm browsing thru the journal section, and I see this in Morrigon's journal:
WTF?!? I'm looking through this American Girls magazine and all these adorable little white girls have multiple pages. Oh look at all their accessories. Aww they have horses and extra clothes..
The Mexican and the African American doll both have ONE page.
WTF? They come with nothing, what are we supposed to assume?
"Josefina brings fun and culture to your child's home, just take her to a body of water and throw her in. Watch her swim to a better place!"
Or how about "Watch Addy Walker get beaten until she accepts her slave name. Accessories: Stick on tears, dirt smudges, and whip scars."
Seriously. Gross.
Could you at least TRY?
1 can't stop laughing...
Dancing around to Sylvester's "Feel Mighty Real" is fun!
Welcome Isis101
Your Status:
Iconoclast
Your Level:
93.00
Pages Viewed:
239,057
Time Spent:
52.00 days
You have completed
0% of the next level.
So, Carrie and I are texting back and forth...the fireworks - particularily the ones that sound like Civil War cannon - are really getting on our nerves. Our pets are freaking out.
Carrie: Oy my God, Mo...these assholes are driving Foot crazy.
Me: I know. Our kitties are freaking out, huh? I'm so hating this shit.
Carrie: Oh my God do you hear this?
Me: You mean the car alarms going off like crazy? Something tells me that we won't be falling asleep anytime soon.
Carrie: Jesus...can you see the helicopters from your window? What are we in, fucking Compton?
Me: We may as well be. I see a cop car from one of my windows. Maybe they can catch some of these assholes...maybe. I'm afraid that with all of the trees and bushes we have here, something is going to catch on fire.
And so, the 'wonderful' night goes on. Now, we both swear that we also hear gunfire. Nice...
Okay - I must be trippin' or I have a wierd virus that screws with me on VR...I could have sworn that only two days ago, I was at 92.94 of level 92 - Basilisk.
Now I'm at 92.11...???WTF?
Is anyone else here noticing that their status is dropping? For the record, I looked over my stats, and for the items that have not changed, are ones that have improved, ie higher profile rating, more time logged in, forum count, rating, etc...
I don't get it. I'm kinda' pissed.
Can I get some tequila?
Your Status: Basilisk (Level 92)
You have completed 11% of the next level.
Pages Viewed Score (Pages: 237,701): 83 x .50 = 41.50
Time Spent Score (Time: 51.60 days): 82 x .50 = 41.00
Base Score: 82.5
[ Bonuses / Penalties ]
Ratings (Ratings: 14,911): 82.5 x 0.0373 = 3.08
Database (Submissions: 268): 82.5 x 0.0067 = 0.55
Forum (Posts: 329): 82.5 x 0.0082 = 0.68
Profile (Rating: 9.67): 82.5 x 0.0100 = 0.83
Journal (Read By: 22): 82.5 x 0.0022 = 0.18
Friend (Lists On: 85): 82.5 x 0.0019 = 0.16
Blocked (Lists On: 0): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Overblock (Blocks: 2): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Society 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Mark 82.5 x 0.0500 = 4.13
Mentor 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Referral (Points: 0): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Total Bonuses / Penalties: 9.61
Total Score: 92.11
I swear to God, it just went back to what it was originally! See - I am not crazy!
Your Status: Basilisk (Level 92)
You have completed 94% of the next level.
Pages Viewed Score (Pages: 237,823): 83 x .50 = 41.50
Time Spent Score (Time: 51.64 days): 82 x .50 = 41.00
Base Score: 82.5
[ Bonuses / Penalties ]
Ratings (Ratings: 14,918): 82.5 x 0.0373 = 3.08
Database (Submissions: 268): 82.5 x 0.0067 = 0.55
Forum (Posts: 329): 82.5 x 0.0082 = 0.68
Profile (Rating: 9.67): 82.5 x 0.0100 = 0.83
Journal (Read By: 22): 82.5 x 0.0022 = 0.18
Friend (Lists On: 85): 82.5 x 0.0019 = 0.16
Blocked (Lists On: 0): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Overblock (Blocks: 2): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Society 82.5 x 0.0100 = 0.83
Mark 82.5 x 0.0500 = 4.13
Mentor 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Referral (Points: 0): 82.5 x 0.0000 = 0.00
Total Bonuses / Penalties: 10.44
Total Score: 92.94
So, basically, in only 40 minutes or so, I jumped from 92.11 to 92.94...???
( I rated 5 -6 profile, and read maybe 3- 4 journals...not enough to move up that quickly)!
Give me two tequilas, dammit.
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yeah it does the same thing to me, the other day i was 66% of completing my level now i'm back down to 12% yeah WTF
Looks like the Society points changed
Ah...I see. I kinda' get it. Still wierd, as I've been here and have been in my coven everyday since the changes...Now it's time to have a headache.
Been doing the same to me...very strange!
I loved the Jackson Five as a lil' kid...my favorite song by them is 'Stop The Love You Save (May Be Your Own)'...
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Hah...thanks!! Now I'm singing...
Please don't close the door to our future
There's so many things we haven't tried
I could love you
better than I used to
And give you all the love I have inside
I wanna, wanna be where you are
Any, any, anywhere you are
I wanna, wanna be where you are
I gotta be where you are :)
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What if you got an 8.5? Wait that means I can be a half-assed wanna' be vampire coven master don't it? :D lol
I got an 8.5 too...and yep. Black is supposed to make ya look slimmer. Who the hell says that vampires have to be frikkin' skinny anyway??? WTF?!?!
Okay ...so you two rated higher than me on the vampire scale...well, kiss my fat wanna' be ass then...LOL!
(joking)
The gays, aka ME, says they have to be skinny! :) Of course that's only because I'm unnaturally naturally "slim" lol
Xavier...I'm a bit jealous...and I'm beginning to hate your skinny ass.
I'm way too self conscious of the way I look. I'm not a jabba the hut by any means, but I'm a big dude...so if the gays (namely Xman) are trying to make the stereotypical vampire a skinny dude...then I'm gonna have to bring some duct tape and put the Xman in my trunk til he changes his mind ;) lol
I got 6.5 as well...
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CarnelianMyst
01:10 Jul 29 2009
Too bad you don't live closer to me..I need an assistant, and we would hire NOW lol...need a good worker! The ones we've had truly suck donkey balls.
But good luck to you...hope things get better!
Theban
01:22 Aug 03 2009
Your doing good, at least you have work.