I just thought of a kinda' funny incident with my mom, that happened ages ago when I was about 19 -20 years old, still living at home:
I used to be shy around guys; I had guy friends, but no boyfriend, and no dating. My mom once even asked me "Do you like boys?" I told her that I did...(She suspected that I was gay, which I am not).
Anyway, once she established that I was straight, she tried to introduce or set me up with what she thought were 'nice boys'...that didn't work, as I was more interested in hanging out with my mixed-sex friends in a group, or burying my face in a book...
One evening, she came into my bedroom, and tossed a Playgirl on my bed.
"Here you go sweetie" she said, smiling. All I could do what stare at her with my mouth hanging open. She laughed, then left closing the door behind her...
Finally moved up a notch...dammit!
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It's 92 degrees in my apartment, so of course I had to turn on the AC...this is the second day of a 3-day heatwave. If it's over 75 degrees, it's too hot and I'm pissed off. Nevermind that I was born in a goddamn tropical jungle of a place and have been in hotter places...I never liked the heat. I love it when it's @ 55- 60 degrees and overcast. I'm so hating this.
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And people wonder how I can live somewhere where it's "so cold."
Hey, it can get cold here... I can put on a coat.
When it gets too hot, you can only get so naked...
I like to take off my clothes when it's cold or hot...I love the heat because the woman wear less Te he
Theban is a naughty boy.
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Good stuff :)
I think that I'll add to this playlist as times goes by...
Stayed up after feeding the kitties - @ 6:30 am. I had to contact Microsoft to help me get rid of three viruses - it was free, so I lucked out, as I am as poor as dirt. The guy who helped me was pretty cool too - not the usual read-from-a-card drone.
At least this is one less thing to worry about now...on to tending to the other 99...
I noticed that after getting the help, my monitor is also behaving...can a virus attack the hardware too? I don't know - I'm a computard, after all...
After browsing for jobs, I'll get sleepy, and I'll need to take a nap, which is something I rarely do; I know it'll hit me today.
Dang - it's windy outside, like a howling wind.
Me tired.
4/25/09:
A total of @ 4 hours of hell, then back to the usual - I think. I had to fight the viruses AGAIN!!! Got help from a techie at Microsoft first last night, who tried to flirt and said I was hot (He look at some pics I had in my Pic Folder)...WTF? Dude was kinda' tripping me out, but I needed his remote access help...that was just fucking creepy...Then called AT&T to get free McAfee, and the woman who was 'helping' me ended up having me download ANOTHER FUCKING VIRUS!!! I was sooo pissed...didn't sleep much, of course, worrying over this shit. Had to call Microsoft AGAIN this morning to clean up my computer, then called AT&T AGAIN for the McAfee software...at least I got someone who knew what the hell he was doing...
Oh yeah - that first techie who kept telling me I was hot? He sent me a note with his Yahoo email address...I feel like Alice going down the fuckin' rabbit hole...
Right when I was trudging to my kitchen for left-over beans and rice, my friend/neighbor Carrie called...asked me if I wanted some sushi that she just made...I was at her door in about two minutes, with a big-assed grin on my face.
The sushi was delicious! (two different kinds - tuna and salmon). And the jasmine tea wasn't bad either!
What I use to bathe with:
What I bathe with now:
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Holy hell woman...next thing you're gonna tell us is that you traded your washcloths for scouring pads?
LOL! This Ajax here is liquid soap...
Blimey I use that stuff to clean the bathroom with...soap you say...ummm lol
Name: Monique - (Most of you couldn't pronounce my last name)
How old are you: Old enough to be a young grandmother
Birthday: February 1st
Zodiac Sign:
Where were you born: Monrovia, Liberia (It's in West Africa, for those of you who are geographically challenged)
Where do you live now: San Francisco Bay Area
What color eyes do you have:
What color hair do you have: dark brown with natural auburn streaks
How much do you weigh: None of your damn business...let's just say I could lose a few
How tall are you: 5'7"
What is your race: Black, Sicilian, with a lil' Irish, German, and Native mixed in as well (Creek, Choctaw)
Smoke: no...except for the occasional joint and/or a blackmarket Cuban
Drink: yes
Drugs: hell no!
Cuss: in three different languages
Tattoos: no, but I plan on getting two Egyptian-themed ones
Piercings: only in my ears - two holes in each
Evil: no
Favorite movie: too many to pick just one, or even a few
Favorite bands:
Favorite color:
Favorite food: Most Italian, seafood, and Mexican
Favorite drinks:
Virgin: Ha! Ha! yeah...right...
Do you stand for originality and creativity: I like to think so. I can draw pretty well, and aspire to write wierd stories and get them published
Scars from previous punk shows: hell no - but I'm sure I've scarred others
Spoke to my mom - she says that there is a new gang forming in the neighborhood. They call themselves The Taliban...they are made up of Samoan and black dudes...???
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That's... brilliant.
I hear Cuba is beautiful this time of year.
Hardly an original name lol
Yeah...I'm still trying to figure out the connection between a repressive hateful regime in Afghanistan, and a couple of Samoan and black wanna-be gangsters in a middle class neighborhood.
Who are the Taliban? : )
...and the 'Taliban' are at it again...recently, they're in the news, stirring up shit. Some arrests have been made; one of their 'leaders' is still out on the loose...good grief!
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
10. Your bologna has no first name. LOL
11. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
12. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
(I can relate! Stolen from KK)
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xD oh my...
I AM broke o.0
Lol...seems like I'm So broke as well!
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chrysanthemia
02:39 Apr 28 2009
She ever tell you why exactly she did that?
Theban
14:38 Apr 30 2009
Wow
Isis101
22:01 May 05 2009
Mom...such a kidder.