Old Memories17:01 Apr 15 2008
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I found this old log of one of my encounters with an IRC troll from a few years ago. I banned him from the channel after people made it clear they didn't want him there anymore. It made me giggle and I figured I would share. Apologies for the offensive language.
Igor_Dolvich: whats the matter, you novice of mister Marilyn Manson the Dog Fucker ?? :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Irony: I received a few requests to rid the channel of your august presence. Far be it from me to disappoint.
Igor_Dolvich: :)))))))) thanks for the publicity, i like ! I become famous in no time, anyways i will join later if i reset my ip :))
Irony: I sure can't wait!
Igor_Dolvich: yes you can, novice ! :)))
Igor_Dolvich: I will tell the N.S.A that you like to fuck children and that u sell your films on the net ! And then we sit and see whats happening, ok?
Irony: Amateur:)
Irony: I am almost tempted to let them have you.
Igor_Dolvich: who are u talkin of, novice?
Irony: You know, insulting really does work better if you can actually string your words together coherently.
Igor_Dolvich: eat my shit, it is a free country
* Irony laughs at you
Igor_Dolvich: not like you Japanese fascists
Igor_Dolvich: all ur bitches are belonging to us !
Igor_Dolvich: As Tonny Montana say, fock you coco roaches !
Irony: Oh, I am sorry, I was ignoring you. Please carry on.
Igor_Dolvich: suck my exhaust you nazi asshole !
Irony: Hmm, let me work this out. I am a nazi, a dogfucker, I am japanese, a chinese dog eater, a cat fucker, I apparently jerk it while I am typing and I have lapses of memory that cause me to remember certain conversations in a very different way, a fascist, a rather perverted criminal, ohhh.. and I think I remember something about dead women and deer!
Igor_Dolvich: thanks asshole, you are the new guy who visits our site :)
Igor_Dolvich: you make me laugh :)))
Irony: Yes, I have to congratulate you on your incredible grip of the english language. It's not often I actually genuinely wonder if someone is typing with their ass or just their forehead.
Igor_Dolvich: asshole thats part of the show
Irony: I see by your google rating that it is a show that probably needs a little more work.
Irony: You should go to a site like somethingawful and see how people do it properly.
Igor_Dolvich: i did not pay google to make my adverts. We take what we want
Irony: At least they aren't normally able to count their IQ on their fingers.
Irony: I don't think you understand how google ratings work my dear, but that doesn't really matter.
Igor_Dolvich: im not gay
Igor_Dolvich: dont you dear me
* Irony chokes
Igor_Dolvich: and stay back from my ass
Irony: Give me a moment to collect myself here. You just made me squirt tea from my nose.
Igor_Dolvich: Dr Pepper drinker :)
Irony: That would probably hurt my nose if I did that.
Irony: What makes you think that I am male?
Igor_Dolvich: ok im waiting for your reply. Make it hardcore
Irony: I don't really need to.
Igor_Dolvich: c`mon fight like a man with big balls
Irony: Must I? It would feel quite beneath me to stoop to the testosterone tainted primordial ooze level that you appear to be bathing in right now.
Igor_Dolvich: Come on you can do better than that, you rapist
Irony: Apparently you can't.
Igor_Dolvich: ok, you sir, are a monkey who lick his own balls at dinner party so the old bitches (your mom) can see it and she fit her pussy on your lil worm that u think is a dick ! Waitin reply!
Igor_Dolvich: PS: I called the NSA, they put me on hold
Irony: Sorry, I just had to call someone over to look at this.
Irony: Be right back.
Igor_Dolvich: ok, ape
Irony: Congratulations, you found an insult you can spell!
Igor_Dolvich: tell Sangi she's a biatch! And i will slap her ass one day ! hard core :)))
Irony: A friend of mine wants to say hello to you.
Igor_Dolvich: please welcome my buzz
Igor_Dolvich: fuck im still on hold at NSA..
Irony: Oh dear, how terrible. I am sure they will take you so seriously as well.
Irony: I mean it's your word against mine.
Igor_Dolvich: yes, cause i tell them you are pedo and that i have proof
Irony: What proof do you have my love?
Igor_Dolvich: u are going to San Quentin, you will fry on the electric chamber
Irony: Damn, you are funny.
Igor_Dolvich: thats my purpose, novice
Igor_Dolvich: but yous did get it
Igor_Dolvich: i was saying didnt get it
Irony: Please make up your mind. Your english is horrendous enough without confusing me with your contradictions.
Igor_Dolvich: hehehehe, suck my exhaust :))))))))
* Irony laughs
Irony: Look, I want to help you. It's only fair.
Irony: www.dictionary.com
Igor_Dolvich: i know what exhaust means, ok?
Igor_Dolvich: why does this so loong, i just wanna with a damned NSA officer about a real crime (i think i said that before...hmmm...deja vu)
Irony: I can wait
Igor_Dolvich: they are eating my phone bill
Igor_Dolvich: i will give em a mail
Irony: Perhaps they will refund it.
Irony: I should check their site and see if I can help you.
Igor_Dolvich: don't worry im there already
Igor_Dolvich: I am a responsible citizen
Irony: I am sure glad of that.
Igor_Dolvich: i signed up on their career page
Irony: Nice! You think you might want to join? I am sure they would love to have someone as eloquent and educated as yourself.
Igor_Dolvich: yes, i code breaker at NSA, good job :)
Irony: A cryptologist? Impressive.
Igor_Dolvich: i archeologist, yes!
Irony: Though I suspect that all anyone would really need to do to baffle you would be to use the english language.
* Irony smiles
Irony: Yeah, I am bored now. Talk at me later or something.
Igor_Dolvich: fock you, I am too famous to talk anymore..
COMMENTS
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captainglobehead
22:52 Apr 29 2008
Congratulations! We know you can do it.
STABB666
23:49 Apr 29 2008
Doing good. It's less of a shock to the body to come down gradually too.
:)
Joli
03:30 Apr 30 2008
Look at it this way...I'm $10 poorer!
birra
07:59 May 04 2008
Stabb is right - it's better and healthier to lose the weight slowly.
You're doing great! Keep it up!