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Diphthongs are acceptable on special occasions, Holidays, on the 18th day of the menstrual cycle of all women born in August of a leap year, and every third full moon. Other than that I may or may not care as they do not have a physical part that settles between any parts of my body making me unhappy.



Oh and yes I KNOW this isn't Vegas.

Now and then I wander. While I am sleeping someone moves things around or hides them where I didn't put them. Today I woke up wearing a hat. Aside from the usual stuff in my bed (2 blankets, a pillow, Bear and myself. I found a host of things listed below.



1.) three books

2.) a stapler

3.) my cell and charger

4.) mp3 player and headphones

5.) five highlighter markers

6.) a green strappy thing

7.) two pens

8.) a pair of black stretch pants

9.) a toy manatee

10.) scissors

11.) one shoe

12.) two pads of paper

13.) a bunch of post-it note papers

14.) a bottle of water

15.) a hairbrush

16.) chap stick type lip gunk



I enjoy mornings like today. It's like a treasure hunt.

How many times must one say they don't care before they really don't?