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I feel like I've lost my mind. If you see it please message me with it's whereabouts.

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*groans* Went to a friend's this afternoon. We played an arguing card game and ate so much fresh pineapple that the inside of my mouth is raw and blistered. What a hoot-two dyslexics arguing size and context till the next player's turn and then it's just the word on the card. "word" and "time" are the same size because they each have 4 letters. A circle is bigger than the hurricane that destroyed the trailer park simply because when the story was on the news they circled the storm and drew a line predicting the path. (DNA was bigger than the trailer park which was bigger than a canyon) I guess it is all in your perspective of things. My mouth and throat hurt but damn that was good pineapple!

Okay so I got a roll of tape stuck on my arm just above my elbow. I tried to drive home but then remembered that I was near a friend's house so I pulled the car over to call her and a police man in his police car stopped to check on me. He didn't get out of his car he just pointed at me and like asked what was up with one hand and I looked at him with my "Oh I'm SO glad you're here!" look and then I held up my arm and pointed at the roll of tape and tried to pull it off and gave him my best "Help help it's stuck look and he did "OK" fingers and gave me a thumbs up and drove off waving! I couldn't believe it!



My besty managed to pull it off and the day was saved. *grins*



The dumbest thing I've done since yesterday.

At some zero dark thirty hour this morning the cat stepped on my bladder. I then surprised said kitty by shoving her off the bed. Moggy (cat's actual name) is about as stealthy as a brick going through a window. She's not supposed to be in my room. I gave her the boot when I went to be and shut my door.



Most of the time she just has this vacant stare. She likes wads of paper and crinkling plastic makes her puke (quite a party trick) and on the rare occasion when we have people over, she mauls them and I kid you not she licks them. I never quite know what to do with that so I usually say "Awww she lick you!" and if the cat doesn't stop I say "Oh yes, she licks you a lot!" I say it funny and the lick part comes out sounding very similar to "like".



When said beastie walked on me she woke me up enough that going back to sleep was not likely to happen. I'd been asleep exactly long enough not to feel so tired but not so long that I will make it through the day without snapping at people for no good reason.



I know I had a point I was getting to. It must have been to suggest that the cat pretends to be stupid but really has magic powers. When you're not all the way awake it sounds kind of reasonable. She teleported into my room to... To what? Plot my demise? Use mind control? Is that the real reason I give her canned food on Sundays and holidays?