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03:28 Sep 05 2007
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So...
why is it that I am always caught off guard, randomly out in public by zelot religous freaks?
They come to my door. Into my world.....where I could dismantle their beleif system and leave them wetting themselves and praying to their god to save their souls.
It has long been a fantasy of mine to have one of these groups show up at my door with enough notice for me to be "ready". Perched behind the door....dressed in black....with a dismembered chicken in one hand and a butcher knife dripping blood in the other. But alas, that has yet to happen.
Monday.
I was at the gas station. Filling up my car before going into to work. Usually, a tranquil setting. It was early on a holiday (labor day) and there weren't many people out yet. As I filled up my little car with it's life blood....I had someone tap me on the shoulder. Snapping around I found a pamphlet meant to save my soul thrust into my face. And the woman holding it......blessing me.
Don't get me wrong. I like christians. I really do.
They are especially good slow roasted with a little red wine and perhaps a nice baked potato. (just a joke, really, I don't drink red wine)
But serriously, I don't mind them. All thru human existance, humans have needed something to beleive in. And for me, that is great. It doesn't matter WHAT someone beleives in.....as long as they don't expect me to follow like a lemming!
So, this woman.....was met....with a stern "no thank you". As she tried to offer her forgiveness to me and made comment that if I didn't repent my sins that I would be going to hell.....I couldn't help myself.
"hell you say?"
"yes"
"well, no worries. I'm driving the bus, so I got a front row seat. But I suggest you and yours hold on, because I'll be drinking a fifth of jack and smoking a joint on the way....so it'll be a bumpy ride."
She, was horrorfied and staggered back to her perch on the curb with the other lemmings.
I will follow this introduction to my irreverence for organized religion with some of my more specific views. Look forward to a rant about the pope, the catholic church, christians....and yes....even a rant about pagans.
Hold on tight, it'll be a bumpy ride.
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