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(This was sent to me by one of my friends and I thought it was funny so i put it on here!)







My First Time









The sky was dark

The moon was high

All alone

Just her and I

Her hair so soft

Her eyes so blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

To place my hand

On her breasts

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart

And when she did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

Milking a cow!

Crimson drops on snow white lips,

limbs entangled, gyrating hips.

Hair the color of ebony,

arms and legs so very boney.



Eyes of emerald green,

face with a look that’s mean.

Hands with nails that scratch,

looking for a human to catch.



Flying like a bat in the sky,

has no reason left to cry.

You can here its screech,

has the intention to be like a leach.



Causes suffering in its wake,

causes his lovers’ heart to ache.