The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

crystal meth: cause red bulls for pussies



prostitution: cause you to fucking ugly to strip



murder/suicide: cause i love you so much, i'm taking you to hell with me



suicide: life opend a door, you chose the window



grave robbers like it down and dirty



necrophilia: cause the dead don't scream or squirm



Geneocide: i could have been a murderer, but hell, i'm an overacheiver



i wish my lawn was more emo, so it would cut itself



sex with you used to be great, than you woke up and now its just everyday rape



incest: if she wasn't good enough for you, why the hell would she be good enough for me



i just called to say i love you..... oh and i have aids



Rape: remember it's easier if you cough



it's not rape, it's suprise sex



chainsaws: stab her all you like, but the bitchs body ain't gonna dismember itself