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Who here knows the song about santa clause where it goes "He see's you when your sleeping, He know's when your awake...."? Well, does ANYONE but me think that's a little bit creepy? I mean, who wants some 80 year old fat guy watching you sleep? I sure as hell don't! And have you ever wondered why Rudolphs nose it red? Well, I can tell you he wasn't born that way! It's from crack, man! And all those, ELVES that santa's got? They're not really elves at all man, they're really midgets working in santa's crack shops in the SOUTH! Yeah, I said the south, all that bull about the north is just a front for what's really going on man! Oh, and that ain't snow on the ground either! It's CRACK! Yeah, santa ain't jolly! He's just HIGH all the time man! I've seen it, with my own three eyes!